Confession Thread

[Colton]

Actually, it kinda was.

Story?

[JibeCity223]

i have an adam colton style mohawk....

[ska1234]

I just put on a size small shirt to see if it fit...it did.

[AGENT WD-40]

i have an adam colton style mohawk....

I'm pissed. I was going to cut my long hair into a mohawk and then I saw Adam C had one already. I might still do it though, why not.

[x sean]

Dude, what? Jeans are supposed to be worn all the time. You're supposed to wash them as little as possible (unless anything super bad happens, like shitting on yourself or spilling 2 gallons of ketchup on them), otherwise they fade too quickly. I've been wearing one pair of jeans about 5+ days a week for the past 2 months, without any wash. No, they don't stink (yet), and I actually plan on wearing them for 6 months more without wash. Jeans are supposed to be like your second skin.

But then again, this is coming from someone who spends $200 on vintage or raw denim so... yeah.

Yeah, it's hard to compare raw denim to some lee dungarees from Sears.

Raw definitely shouldn't be washed for a long while. But they are oh so nice.

I go quite sometime without washing jeans as well.

- Ecks

[kurdt]

- i love intraweb pron
- i wanna quit my band but dont know how im going tosay it.. we have been band for 7 years now!
- i love dope..
- i hate why i have to stop smoking dope just because some of my friends got into meth because of it..
- i hate my country
- after graduating i plan to get away from my family
- in a way i kinda hate westerners for colonization yet every time i see one i am as kind as sh*t.. COLONIAL MENTALITY!! aaarrrggghhh!!!!

[Wells]

-I have a hairy back.

[BergaLiden]

-the longest essay i have ever written is 2 1/2 pgs. Sad I know.

Are you kidding me? You seriously think that's long? I written atleast two essays that were over 20 pages long

[dark blue chuckz]

- i shot my sister in the face with a B.B. gun when i was 10.

[Rarrazz]

Are you kidding me? You seriously think that's long? I written atleast two essays that were over 20 pages long

His point is it's incredibly short.. I'm pretty sure.

[OMGWTFBBQ]

-im secretly a bi...

[worldwide]

Actually, it kinda was.

lets hear it

[dark blue chuckz]

lets hear it

seconded...

[spikedfro10]

I feel that because of me; my little brother has a inferiority complex that he may never get over.

[pirateswin]

lets hear it

Back when I was young and inexperienced, I was manning the front desk of the ER with a nurse. About 30 seconds after the nurse left to get some coffee, a man ran up saying he needed a wheelchair for his wife (to get her out of his car). Patients at the front of the ER are usually pretty dramatic and he didn't give me any indication that there was a really serious problem. I got the wheelchair at my normal pace and walked out to the car.

When I got there, his wife was unresponsive, frothing at the mouth. She was not breathing, and she had no pulse. She had been having trouble breathing the whole car ride to the ER, and her body gave out right at that moment they arrived. Her two daughters were in the back seat, screaming and crying, and her husband was just standing next to me, paralyzed with fear.

So, what could I do but try to get her into the wheelchair. If you've never tried to pick up a 250 lb dead weight woman, let me tell you, it's not easy. Especially when trying to pick her out of a car. After about 30 seconds, I had her half sprawling out of the car, unable to lift her all the way. I yelled at the husband to help, but he wouldn't move.

By this point, I was panicing, uncertain on what to do. I didn't feel like I could leave the woman, and I didn't feel like I could get her out of the car. There was no other staff member around to summon help. I continued to try to lift her for another minute or so with no success. Someone finally walked by the car and I told him to go inside and get immediate help. He paused, then finally jogged inside.

It took that guy another minute or so to get the nurse who was supposed to be with me. Fear was gripping me harder and harder, I felt like I couldn't think, almost paralyzed. The nurse finally came out, saw what was going on, and told me to go get some help. With her there my brain started to work a little better, and I finally ran inside, shouted I had a code, and got the help I needed. They brought a stretcher out and 6 staff members so we could actually lift the woman out of the car.

It wasn't until we got her in the room that we started assisting ventilations (breating for the pateint) and performing chest compressions. I'd say about 7 minutes had passed before this patient recieved vital breating support.

Permanent brain damage occurs within 4-6 minutes of oxygen deprevation. The woman was not able to be rescusitated, and died. In her case, all she really needed was a breathing tube and possibly defibrillation to survive. However, my delays and panic were, in my opinion, the difference between her life and death. If she had gotten into the department just a few minutes sooner, she would probably be walking the earth today.

Since, I've become a lot more experienced with these kinds of situations. CPR guidelines clearly state when you find an unconsious person with unknown downtime, the first thing you do is summon help. I should have run inside immediately when I found her and gotten the staff out to help. I also should have grabbed the BVM (used to ventilate people) and assisted breathing while we were getting her out of the car. These are the crucial parts of emergency evaluation (summon help, then airway, breathing, and circulation). My confidence in these kinds of situations has drastically increased, and I'm now able to think and act clearly in the worst of situations. But I just couldn't that first time.

So, I learned from the experience. But it's still something that's plagued me for a while, kind of like PTSD or something. Anyways, that's the story.

[g-force]

- I can't pee sitting down, because i feel obligated to wipe. This is unwanted.
- I have never eaten taco bell.
- i once made out with 4 girls at once.
- CounterStrike Source stole about 2 1/2 years of my life. (mostly playing surf_skyworld. this is embarrasing if you know the game.)

[Rabid Skunk]

-I hate art
-I don't believe in global warming
-I really don't care about what happens to the world at all
-I have absolutely NO motivation in school.
-Safety meetings are essential before, during, and after school.
-Yet I'm in AP physics and understand everything that's going on, but just don't do the work.
-I should have been able to get into MIT but I never did work.
-I haven't even started to think of what college to go to.
-I've never actually tried Flywheels.
-I hate all forms of authority especially in the school system
-I'm always right, about everything.

[nicthekid220]

i have complete conversations w/ myself in my head.

[Anton Milioti]

- I Fuсk on the first date
- I dislike obese people who think they are hot
- I wear my boxers and jeans backwards so i can just unzip and unbutton and just shit in a toilet without taking my pants off

[slither9192]

His point is it's incredibly short.. I'm pretty sure.

Ya that was my point.
My main confession is.....................










Im not human.