Confession Thread

[Mooch]

- I jacked this thread off Slapmagazine forums
-my lil brother sucks lawl
- I hater showering feels like a waste of time

[HerBDerb]

- I hate showering feels like a waste of time

Same here.

[Wells]

-I think slap forums are a lot more fun to read than Silverfish.
-I think longboarding (well, talking about longboarding) is actually mostly kinda lame, but would be awesome if it had more haters.
-When I was in high school I made fun of this lame jock kid's tattoo (it was his football number on his wrist in ugly font) until he scratched it out of his skin (read: cut his wrist).
-I'm gay and was totally checking you out in the high-school locker room.
-Sometimes I think about sleeping with a random girl just to see what it's like. I wouldn't call her afterwards.

[Mooch]

-I think slap forums are a lot more fun to read than Silverfish.

yeah lol the stuff they post on their is interesting

[woohoobaloogapoo]

I have the same guitar as the guitarist in Paramore. Seriously lol.
And I think my light is shorting out right now. I should go to bed before I scare myself shitless lol

[cam75]

i always wondered what would happen if i was a total dick to all the chicks i knew
and if i would get like more chicks that way lol

iv asked myself that question a number of times, because i know a guy with that strategy, and he gets more girls than my friends and me combined.

[melifont monk]

- i intensely dislike nearly all kickflippers i've personally ever met.
- i think that the PC attitude happening in the world is getting out of control...
- i hate john howard.
- i have very little to no emotion for anyone or anything...it takes me a long time to get to the level where i "feel" something for someone.
- i don't like seafood.
- i got my own brother intensely high and he thought he was a penguin for 3 days...he ended up in hospital.

[MillencolinAddict]

iv asked myself that question a number of times, because i know a guy with that strategy, and he gets more girls than my friends and me combined.

This strategy is key....

Be nice to the group of girls you want as friends, and an uninterested dick to the rest and you suddenly morph into a hottie magnet.... I m actually serious about this.

[Wombous]

-I like rubbing the underside of my ball sack and sniffing my finger
-Im not a fan of waffles
-Take my socks off when I poo
-I pull down my pants down all the way when I pee at home

[Metalhead8290]

-people who walk too slow annoy me.
-i lived in florida for 10 years and have never been to disney world.
- im wearing Big yellow pajama pants with shrek on them.
- i have little will strength when it comes to school
- I sometimes zone out when im driving.
- i always turn the fan in the bathroom on, nomatter what im doing. Such a soothing sound.

[*SWEET*]

- I ALWAYS sit down to pee (stainding up and aiming is so not confortable)
- I do spend about 10 hours per day or even more in front of my computer
- I think Sarah Michelle Gellar is hot and I have video tapes of Buffy at home in France (really not proud of that)

[Anton Milioti]

-I'm gay and was totally checking you out in the high-school locker room.
-Sometimes I think about sleeping with a random girl just to see what it's like. I wouldn't call her afterwards.

epic lmaonaise

heres mine


- my cousin and i touched weiners
- i fantasize about kissing patty nelson
- i wet my bed last night
- i cry at night because i don't have a dad

SOUTH PARK FTW

[Anton Milioti]

- I ALWAYS sit down to pee (stainding up and aiming is so not confortable)

[BergaLiden]

- I always sit down when I pee, except for when I'm like at a disgusting public bathroom or sumtin'.

- I always wipe my ass standing up

- I think blowjobs are better than regular sex

- I think longboarding is pretty boring.

[Mooch]

- I always sit down when I pee, except for when I'm like at a disgusting public bathroom or sumtin'.

- I always wipe my ass standing up

- I think blowjobs are better than regular sex

- I think longboarding is pretty boring.

yeah i sit down when i pee
i have bad aim
i been trying this "Stand up thing"
and it just isn't as intimate with the toilet as sitting
if im in public i stand though

[melifont monk]

BJ's are better...unless its REALLY good sex...

as for the longboarding being boring....i think you need to mix it up a little, go sliding or skate spinning fire like we have or something....

...ain't nothing boring about 50km/h with fire near you!

[BergaLiden]

BJ's are better...unless its REALLY good sex...

as for the longboarding being boring....i think you need to mix it up a little, go sliding or skate spinning fire like we have or something....

...ain't nothing boring about 50km/h with fire near you!

My point exactly. You got to do all these tweaks, like fire and #### to make it really entertaining.

Don't get me wrong, I love cruising around town, bombing some hills, but it get's boring after a while.

[melifont monk]

Don't get me wrong, I love cruising around town, bombing some hills, but it get's boring after a while.

sorry mate, i cannot for the life of me- think of anything more mundane/soul destroying that riding a kickflipper...that is hades bench for me...i truly have no idea what makes people want to do it.

[ska1234]

I hate showering, and washing my hair.
I feel the worst ive ever felt in life ebcause everything sucks.
I would die for another chance with my ex girlfriend.
times two^^
#### you know whats funny?
Im like the most open person ever but haha i just thought it was funny people shared m,y commen intrest of not showering.hahaha

[Brian Holden]

I hate Montana