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 Originally Posted by Deus_Horribilus
your cars still suck.
nuff said.
TESTIFY! *claps*

C'mon, not ALL of our cars suck, just MOST of them.
I do admit to having owned 5 or 6 BMW's in my day. And I HAVE worked on a VW and an Audi as well. Engineering-wise, the Krauts have got it goin' on! But they sure do rust! My buddy had a 2002 that ran like a watch, even after the frame rusted away and the engine fell to the ground. And I lost more than one spare tire out of my trunk due to rust.
Every country has some bad automotive skeletons in their closet, us included
"I knew Joe Iacovelli; Joe Iacovelli was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Joe Iacovelli."
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I hated my VW's. Why make a car that you have to have $600 in tools just to change your oil? Oh yea cause 2 oil changes in those things cost $600.
I like my american suv. We can vote this year for a new pres but which is the lesser of the 2 evils for this race?
Anyway where does hating americans get you? I dont care if you dont like how I live. We arent asking you to come live in our country.
I got this email this morning You gotta love Robin Williams... Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel! for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'"
sounds good to me.
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Sorry Rob, Heinie's are Dutch!
Not that I know anything about beer, I just happened to have been in Holland once. The beer comes in brown bottles there, not green like here. I'm not really much of a drinker, if I have 4 drinks in a month, that's huge! But I have friends that are almost raging alchoholics
"I knew Joe Iacovelli; Joe Iacovelli was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Joe Iacovelli."
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Oh. Well it still sucks, and no I don't hate the Dutch, just Heineken, and I don't hate Heineken, just the way there beer tastes. There, is that PC enough for everyone?
I do like saurkrut and those hotdogs with the cheese in them, you know, those biga$$ ones. I also like ST. Pauli's Girl, I think that's a German beer right? See, we can all get along! 
Now a car that ran on Beer, that's worth fighting for. you can stand at the pumps all day. One for me, one for you, one for me.......
"What is the mind? Nothing. What is nothing? Nevermind-Homer Simpson
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More like; one for you, two for me, one for you...
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I like Heidi Klum, so I'm all for Germany.
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okay those posts are too huge to read...
uhh the cheap stuff here is $1.89...
were damn lucky, but its becasue of bush being all ****-y
haha go me! i rymed stupidly...
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and here was me thinking that there was bannes on political stuff!! ah well
here's my two sense
WHO GIVES A ****!
kerosene keeps me warm, it make me feel good to watch it burn
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well i drive a cinquechento which uses nothing the only problem is that it doesnt go up hills
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okay, I'll bite, what's this cinquewhatever you speak of?
"I knew Joe Iacovelli; Joe Iacovelli was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Joe Iacovelli."
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ANARCHY!!! 
Sorry Mum, I'm putting my stick away now...
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Cool man 8) Nice Clockwork Orange avatar by the way.
"What is the mind? Nothing. What is nothing? Nevermind-Homer Simpson
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"Carlsberg Export - so good the Danes hate to see it leave...... brewed in the UK."
can get Fosters Lager in some pubs. Even the Australians don't/won't drink Fosters
haha. So true.
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wow, excuse me.
ive made a complete fool of myself.
hawt dawg, I'm cool - I've got a quote in my sig!
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kerosene keeps me warm, it make me feel good to watch it burn
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u can power cars by beer, u just need to get all the water out of it, n beef u engine up, n fit smaller injectors, or u gonna end up with some thing that should be in ur engine lying on the road!
kerosene keeps me warm, it make me feel good to watch it burn
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we dont drink whitelightening. I drink WHITESTORM! its cheaper and nastier.
Shaven Fish Member #00013. Wait, I've got to shave my balls? Huck it, I'll take one for the team
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wow, excuse me.
ive made a complete fool of myself.
hawt dawg, I'm cool - I've got a quote in my sig!
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