pull a fire alarm with a glove on so the stain ink cannot mark you. consider the damage the sprinklers will cause. and the fire departments lawsuits. smoke grenades are fun. get em military surplus
We've had that happen twice this year..
Sprinklers haven't ever been set off though.
The first time it happened about an hour later they came on the announcements and said "We have fingerprints on the pulled fire alarm. We are expelling the person who pulled it, unless they come turn themselves in before next period is over, and the punishment will be much smaller."
The person fell for it, and went and turned themselves in, he was suspended for 10 days.
Few days later we were drilled about how bad it is to pull the alarm. They told is it's impossible for the person to keep from being caught, that they will be no matter what. They said it would result in expulsion, plus they'd have to pay the $800 fee for the fire department to come out, because they leave instantly if the alarm is pulled. They also told us your responsible if a fire truck hits a car on the way here, or if the fire truck wrecked, you are completely liable.
Well, that afternoon it was pulled again - same kid ended up doing it, he was inked. Dumb kid, got himself expelled.
we have super smooth concrete in the PE changing room so we put deoderant all over the floor so when the scrubs (7nth graders) run in they slip and fall. those idiots
why dont they just let it drop? and once a week? thats a slow matabalism, but considering its a sloth they dont use that much calories, and dont need a fast thyroid to do all that biology stuff.
i think it would be fun to re-adjust all of the security cameras in our school because they can be roatated
or set chickens loose through the ceiling boards in as many classrooms as possible.
someone at my school also mentioned putting random animals on the roof with a crane not just cows.
that same person also metioned setting goats or sheep loose in the school.
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i like to dress up like a plant and shoot my pollen load from my stamen at girls pistils while they are across the bed. we are chlorophyllies. don't hate.
why dont they just let it drop? and once a week? thats a slow matabalism, but considering its a sloth they dont use that much calories, and dont need a fast thyroid to do all that biology stuff.
also, in my school, the janitors, some teachers, and almost all the deans and headmasters, and what not use walkie talkies, so I would want to play a prank by taking a day off, and scanning the code on the walkie talkies, and then making some #### up to them, and see if they go for it, or play Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd
lol thats a good idea i was thinking of something like that cuz my school uses walkie talkies so i was gonna try to take one or something to mess with them
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- stink bombs in ventilation systems.
- put lots of toilet paper in the toilets around the entire school. heck, just through the entire roll. No one can take a piss. =)
- Put bugs or insects in the vents. sometimes they won't come out for a while and reproduce and so you got tons of #### everywhere.
- Take foam spray and foam everything you want. Take a couple of friends and foam everything!!!
- Take toilet paper rolls, open em, and throw em around, so that they unroll of course =).
- Take a bunch of animals (whatever craps the most) and put them around school with a ####load of food and then you've got turd all over the place.
- Break paint cans. Throw them against walls, windows, etc.
- stink bombs in ventilation systems.
- put lots of toilet paper in the toilets around the entire school. heck, just through the entire roll. No one can take a piss. =)
- Put bugs or insects in the vents. sometimes they won't come out for a while and reproduce and so you got tons of #### everywhere.
- Take foam spray and foam everything you want. Take a couple of friends and foam everything!!!
- Take toilet paper rolls, open em, and throw em around, so that they unroll of course =).
- Take a bunch of animals (whatever craps the most) and put them around school with a ####load of food and then you've got turd all over the place.
- Break paint cans. Throw them against walls, windows, etc.
thts everything, for now.
Cheers =)
Most of that is very destructive and would get you a huge fine.
Put quick-dry cement in dixie cups, and then flip them upside down in front of the doors (assuming you have concrete leading up to the entrance of your school) so that by morning they'll be like doorstops stuck to the ground in front of every door, and someone will probably have to bust em off with a mallet or something. Just make sure you take the cups off so the cement can dry.
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