funny $hit

[Antisocial Red Sharpie]

okay... my friend forwarded this to me a long time ago... and i was just rediscovering the laughs. i thought i should share.




In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sear's hairdryer:
...Do not use while sleeping.
(darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


On a bag of Fritos:
...You could be a winner No purchase necessary.nbsp; Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)


On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)


On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)


Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)


On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)


On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)


On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this; I'm a bit curious.)


On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attemept to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.nbsp; We all need to smile every once in a while.



Submitted by Brittany Heikke

[Mellow Out]

That was amusing.

[skatardude10]

[randomaction]

One time I tried to stop a swedish chainsaw with my genitals. ONE time

[ol'dude]

I prefer to merely slow down the chain until it tickles...