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    Default Cow tipping?

    has anybody done it?
    if so was it fun?
    How many cows did you tip before it got boring?



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    what?? what is cow tipping
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    Default Re: Cow tipping?

    hahah, I didnt know people actually did this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CasterTown View Post
    hahah, I didnt know people actually did this.
    hah i dont even know if people do it but hell i thought id make a post because im bored lol

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    That is so mean
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    I've heard that it's not really do-able. For one, cows lay down when they sleep. Also, if the cow is awake, I'd think they'd get scared and run away if someone tried to tip them over. But good luck, and update this if you actually try it, and tell us how it goes, because I wouldn't mind trying it myself. Sounds like fun!
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    You tip over fat people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HerBDerb View Post
    You tip over dervishrider1?
    can it be done?
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    I heard it requires like 7 people to do it, and that many people can't all push the cow at once, so it's pretty much impossible, unless someone was a lifting champion or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HerBDerb View Post
    You tip over fat people?
    yes ive done that i think a cow would be harder to tip though maybe itd be the same im not sure

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    cow tippers should find the joys of PS3 or some other kind of game console that is equal/close to it.
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    Default Re: Cow tipping?

    Cows do sleep laying down.
    However, it is ENTIRELY possible to sneak up on a cow that is not paying attention.
    It takes at least 5 people to do it, too.

    Here's the lame part, tipping a cow can be very dangerous.
    One, angry cows are no fun.
    Two, a falling cow can crush its organs and bones (which means it must be put down, and no meat)
    Three, its beyond childish and cruel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Birdman87 View Post
    Cows do sleep laying down.
    However, it is ENTIRELY possible to sneak up on a cow that is not paying attention.
    It takes at least 5 people to do it, too.

    Here's the lame part, tipping a cow can be very dangerous.
    One, angry cows are no fun.
    Two, a falling cow can crush its organs and bones (which means it must be put down, and no meat)
    Three, its beyond childish and cruel.

    That being said,
    tipping cows in the meat factories?

    thats what their next big bust is gonna be
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    Being a Wisconsin native, I am guessing I am the authority on this matter.

    First off, it can be done, but cows are big, big animals. It will require a lot of people (not quite 7, just get a running start). You sneak up on it and it won't even notice.

    Just for the record, doing it just shows what an ignorant prick you are. When you tip a cow, you basically #### its life over, either by physically injuring it, or scaring it (which happens 100% of the time) so much it won't give milk anymore. either way, you give it a death sentence and create extra work for already stressed farmer.

    Bottom line: don't do it. Jerk off instead, its more productive and it only effects you.
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    i agree with billings

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUIT@R_FR3@K View Post
    has anybody done it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Billings View Post
    Bottom line: don't do it. Jerk off instead, its more productive and it only effects you.
    And not in a negative way.
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    I ussually tip 'm about 1 or 2€
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