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    Default You know you're hardcore when...

    ...when your in a car full of 16 year olds blasting rap out of your Dad's Mercedes next to a convenience store, yelling at a longboarder pulling a fat slide past you, simply because there's one of him/her and four of you.
    \"This is the life we chose - the live we lead - and there is only one guarantee: none of us will see Heaven.\"



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    Im sencing sarcasm in this post?

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    Where you the longboarder or the 16 year old rappers?

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    And that's when the longboarder holler up at the four spoiled bastard and drop them like it ain't a thing. :P

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    No sarcasm. I was just hoping to see what other people would write. "When...." Hoping to see examples of hate towards longboarders.

    ....You know you're hardcore when you honk your horn at a longboarder, pass him, and slam on the brakes.
    \"This is the life we chose - the live we lead - and there is only one guarantee: none of us will see Heaven.\"

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    "don't...yo don't smoke in the car dawg, dads can smell that ****"

    you know your hardcore when you yell skate or die at any skateboarder you see...

    you know your hardcore when you yell at pedestrians when you fly by them in your car, expecting them to hear you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zip_case
    And that's when the longboarder holler up at the four spoiled bastard and drop them like it ain't a thing. :P
    hahaha
    I\'d rather be back home at the beach

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    When you see a longboarder heading for an intersection so you drive your car into the middle of it as fast as you can.

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    ...When you're a pikey little rudeboy **** with a battered shortboard that you probably stole and you yell "Longboards Suck", because it's so orginal and intelligent, at the skateboarder on the other side of the street...
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    when you skid all baywatch style on your police bike behind a longboarder, arrest him, and humiliate him in front of a billion people at the oceanfront, for cruising in a 'skateboard prohibited area'. you know your hardcore then, busting those god damn skater punk asses
    from the heaven i\'ve had, and the hell i\'ve been through... i\'m always comin\' back home to you.

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    ... when you're a 13 year old shortboarder who can't do anything on skateboard except pushing like a duck and you yell at a longboarder to "get a real skate".
    A strange thing happened to me today... I smashed my television screen and tore my radio cords right off the wall. - Rx Bandits \"The Resignation\"

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    "When....You yell out of your Megaphone going 70mph in a 40mph zone 'Get out of the road' and continue flying bye looking like a giant dueche bag driving a California Highway Patrol car."

    I thought I was in a Super Trooper movie.

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    ...when your an 85 yr old woman who follows along side longboarders to lecture them about wo there ruining her neighbor hood, when reall all she's doing is inturrupting your cell phone call
    tempation or blessing? We shall soon find out....

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    When you ask a longboarder if they can ollie their Evo.







    I mean, you're so core you think it's possible to ollie something without a kick.
    THE ILC: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

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    can't we all just get along?












    didn't think so ... aw well
    now back to non religious * where\'s my bong

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    You know you're hardcore when you can go down the hill at the University hospital dressed in full scrubs and a lab coat @ 30 mph getting the speed wobbles and imagining what you are gonna tell everyone back at work explaining why your all bloody and torn then pulling it off in the end when you reach your car in the parking lot.

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    man...im glad i live in southern cali...every shortbaorder either has a sector 9 or wants one. it jsut a sector 9, but at least i get props for bombing hills on my landy DH that they would only dream of.

    o ya...and you know your hardcore when you throw a lit cigerette at a longbaorder out of your car.

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    Or a shoe :hmm:
    Is this where I type my signature?

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    did he/she/it **** you with said shoe?

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    I have no idea what you just said but I was skating and some guy threw a shoe at me.
    Is this where I type my signature?

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