Shag Disease!

[Dragoon-]

Is it just in my area or do all or most shortboarders have a shag. I mean I kinda liked shags until about every kid with a shortboard had one! If you go to the skate park in my area its like a shag fest! I am totally serious I think in this town if you skate its a requirement to have a shag or something. O well poor shortboarders conforming to all look alike.

Btw, I think I am the only longboarder in this town. I have one friend that longboards in a town about 30min away. but I have never seen another longboarder here. And the cops think that all "skateboarders" should skate at the 2bit crappy ass 15' feet by 25' feet thing they call a skatepark. I kinda just blank stare at them when they tell me I should go skate there when Im curisen on my 5' board .

Oh well I am done bitchin'.

[Mellow Out]

I have a shag. It was kinda before a lot of people I know started to grow their hair out. I look ugly without it and the chicas dig it so I'm alright with it.

[Michael Billings]

Are you questioning my shag!

I don't like it when anyone asks "so what tricks can you do?"

I just respond with "Yea! I can do the 'Blowitoutyour*hole!'"

[Dragoon-]

Hum, yes the chicks do dig shags. My girlfriend loves them and is always trying to get me to grow my hair out.

[joseph]

what the hell is a shag?

i read the first one and took me two posts to work out it has something to do with hair rather than shortboarding kids having public sex constantly...

[longboardertwan]

i grew my hair out girl long after i saw dogtown and z boys cuz i wanted to look like a 70s surfer skate rat....a lot of girls dug it when my hair was just shaggy but i thought it was gay. Its all for the girls man. I find it amusing when kids tell me to do a kickflip on one of my boards but little do they know that i skated street for 3 years and can still 360 flip on a piece of plywood in the shaped of an oldschool board beaten to hell. There all little pricks but you have realize that everything is funny and just tell them to get a real board and learn how to actually skateboard. Oh and long hair is great cuz when youre flowin down a hill your hair is all blowing in the wind and all and it just adds that little bit of style and makes you look sexier then if your head was shaved or something

[raven6241]

I have had plenty of shags, in fact, I'm having one now!




Is he joking?

[CRASS]

<- Mohawk.

[Longboardloser]

Short and Spikey, but I used to have curtains, oh yeah I was cool, in an early 90s kind of way.

[frank]

not sure what a shag is either. I may have one on my back.

when the kids ask me to kickflip one of my board I'll laugh, kickflip and keep on rolling my to the bowl. Usually I'll get the whoa! and they'll follow me to the tranny. Its always cool at first but after an hour of trying to get 1 kid outta the bowl and another to drop in, ya gotta give them the boot and get your time in.

[lexx]

i wish i was having a shag right now.

[longboardertwan]

who wouldnt man...who wouldnt...

[pinbal_wizzard]

dude, for some reason i went o idaho this summer, and everywhere was either nothing or shortboarding parks the size of a backyard ramp. i was thuroly dissapointed. if feel you pain, no really, i felt it for the week and a half i was there.

[Rudie]

Isn't a shag the hair you have on your breast or something? That's how we call that higher pubic-hair here.

I'm still laughing at shortboarders who ask me to ollie my sector9. One of them tried and got himself a sweet faceplant. Priceless.

[nugz*longboards]

<Shaved head last week.

[ChaosSmashKill]

I though the topic said Shaq disease and I got worried.

[NWFresh]

my shag has a nice kickass length right now, and I dont see hardly anyone else around here that has quite a sweet doo like i do. I find my hair to be original and extremely good looking. All girls have told me not to cut it.

My Shag owns your shag...
dont even front

[raven6241]

<Shaved head last week.

Oh now you just GOTTA show us all.




And a before and after shot wouldn't go astray for those not familiar with the Nugzman.

[The Chief]

Do you wax your head

[Deus_Horribilus]

Nah, I don't:

1. Smoke shag, it smells funny and ****s one's health, even if you are Sherlock Holmes.
2. Shag at the moment, my beloved girlfriend is away and I am heartbroken.
3. Have shag hair; if I did, I would have to join an indie band that started with the word "The", and act all moody and ****.
4. Own shag pile carpet. I get allergies.

And Shaggy sucks too. Both the cartoon/movie character, and the reggae popstar.