So...

**Antisocial Red Sharpie** · 09-16-2004 03:07 PM

who are yall voting for?

i think bush and kerry both suck...

... and that only leaves one option

**drew** · 09-16-2004 03:14 PM

A man who can fix our economy!

A noble leader!

Someone intelligent!

Skateparks in every town!

Legalized skateboarding on every beach coast to coast!

Ol'Dude

**pinbal_wizzard** · 09-16-2004 03:31 PM

i can just see it.

"by a undpredictable election sweep, the unnamed 'ol ' dude' has won out in a race between two overeducated squares. his first act is the creation of a "skateboard lane" added next to every bike lane, and the creation of national "speedboarding" and "slaloming" leages. moer on this at 11"

**enjoisoad** · 09-16-2004 06:29 PM

Kerry's new slogan

"He's not Bush"

**raven6241** · 09-16-2004 06:59 PM

Ol Dude is winning in a landslide.

For the country. For the world.

Vote 1: Ol Dude.

**lexx** · 09-16-2004 07:00 PM

bush's new slogan "kerry causes hurricanes"

**Nickle** · 09-16-2004 07:16 PM

Good topic Ms. Red Sharpie.

Personally, I think there's a good chance that Ol Dude would be better for our country then the real canidates. Really.

**Longboardloser** · 09-16-2004 07:28 PM

"Those who crave power should under no circumstances be allowed to obtain it" -Douglas Adams

**Nickle** · 09-16-2004 08:19 PM

LongboardLoser, I've noticed that the people in life that have smartass comebacks to everything are typically the most intelligent. Thanks for proving me right.

**raven6241** · 09-17-2004 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by Nickle

LongboardLoser, I've noticed that the people in life that have smartass comebacks to everything are typically the most intelligent. Thanks for proving me right.

Oh god the ego is getting huge!!

THANKS NICKLE!! KILL US ALL WHY DON'T YA!???!?!

**Deus_Horribilus** · 09-17-2004 02:59 AM

Originally Posted by pinbal_wizzard

i can just see it.

"by a undpredictable election sweep, the unnamed 'ol ' dude' has won out in a race between two overeducated squares. his first act is the creation of a "skateboard lane" added next to every bike lane, and the creation of national "speedboarding" and "slaloming" leages. moer on this at 11"

This will be the first, and most likely last time that I ever hear Bush referred to as an overeducated square.

Given the choices, ol' dude wins massively, but seriously, I am still wishing for Moore's dream of running Oprah for President. Especially after her (corporate butt****) giveaway this week. What better way to wean the Americans of polluting SUVs than by giving them (still crappy, but better) Pontiacs. The sheer number of people who watch the show and then go out and buy one of those cars is going to dent the market some. Yay Oprah.

**Sensei** · 09-17-2004 06:14 AM

I was just going to write in Jello Biafra or Henry Rollins, but now I think I got a new name to write in for this one. Thanks! 8)

**raven6241** · 09-17-2004 06:15 AM

I'm going to get Ol Dude to win the Australian Election too.

Well.... going the way we are, he might rule Australia soon....

**Longboardloser** · 09-18-2004 08:34 AM

Doesn't matter, it's not like austrailia is a real country anyway.

Nah I'm just messin' with ya, you're alllll right!

**ol'dude** · 09-18-2004 10:35 AM

*runs screaming to the dark recesses of his mind*

Thanks, MerryDeath... you owe me.

My fellows Americans, and Australians, and Germans, and Brits, and Canadians, and Brazilians, and the rest of the World at large...
I do not crave this office, nor do I actively seek it. But if I can get my grubby hooks a little deeper into the system, I will institute skate lanes and private racing roads. Motorists will be shot for violating these sacred spaces. A skatepark every 17 miles. Pool coping on everything! Sell World Industries to Dubya, and then force him to run the business from Iraq.
Muwahahahahahaha!!!