This is for active life guards and their stories.for example:
my friend lauren was at a nude beach which is the worst stand in the world (you always get harassed sexually) And she went to save some one who was "drowning". this was not true when she got out there and pulled him in He told her he was kidding. She then punched him in the face and called the cops. He later was found to be an illegal alien and was deported the next day.
btw lauren is a longboarder
This is for active life guards and their stories.for example:
my friend lauren was at a nude beach which is the worst stand in the world (you always get harassed sexually) And she went to save some one who was "drowning". this was not true when she got out there and pulled him in He told her he was kidding. She then punched him in the face and called the cops. He later was found to be an illegal alien and was deported the next day.
btw lauren is a longboarder
Awesome - both her and the story.
Did a first response to a surfing accident where a dick crowded the shore break on one of the better local weemon's surfers.
He crashed her, tangled the leashes, sliced her eyebrow and her board.
She took on some stitches.
He got pummeled - later.
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It took a number of dubious recounts to rest the title away from Enema Combatant and Al Franken but the votes have been bought certified and it's a Chi+Spiegel New World Order from here on baby!
im not a life guard but one time this guy was waaaaaaaaay out and the life guard's watchpost was halfway across the beach from where he was and high tide was up so there was only sharp rocks instead of sand and he was sprinting with his bare feet over the sharp ass rocks. i was just amazed cuz i could barely walk over them from getting off shore with my bodyboard. in the end it was a false alarm and i heard him say "that jackass doesnt know what we have to deal with"
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"Courage is being scared to death, but going down that hill anyway"
I'm no Lifeguard, But I am a ClassV+ River Guide and a S.R.T (swift water rescue tech.) I love the red..but hate the blue. "Ya' aint having fun, til ya can't breathe" is my motto.
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[MalakaiKingston] 9:56 pm: I dropped a dred in a paint bucket
Everyone should feel safe with these true watermen at watch. Although there’s only one break I surf that has posted lifeguards I appreciate those that choose to take on such a role. Please respect the ocean in every way.
me and a friend rafted the new river in west "by god" virginia with ogre as guide... our buddy didn't know why he kept winding up in the drink. turned out dave was trying to buck me overboard. he finally succeeded but i made it to shore. that other guy wound up taking two more sets of rapids on his dairy air. blazed through a one lane - one way tunnel the wrong direction in order catch up to our rapid-butt, river drinking, future former friend. eventually all came out in the wash. i lost my glasses to the river that day and the bmw broke down on the return trip home. we were just glad to get out of that one alive.
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if you can't understand what's right...
...there will be nothing left.
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