Diet Pepsi

[Steve Ignorant]

Diet Pepsi is the greatest drink ever invented. It combines the caffeinated relief of a black cup of coffee with the chemical properties inherent in Zyklon B, which is just really, really great. I always had problems growing chest hairs to attract women, but after drinking a twelve pack a day for almost three days I found myself having to shave myself hourly. That's almost a 78% increase in general manliness, and I had yet to even teach myself how to smash up the used cans into little aluminum discs with my bare hands.

Now, the real beauty behind the delicate ambrosia that is Diet Pepsi are the social aspects inherent within the drink itself. Think about it. When was the last time you saw someone drinking a Diet Pepsi? Now, ask yourself when the last time you beat someone senseless for not sharing their Diet Pepsi with you was. You may be surprised to find that these two results are identical numbers, but there is no cause for alarm just yet. People don't generally share their Diet Pepsi, for obvious reasons, so by a simple statistical analysis of the situation at hand, one will find that the only way to obtain a beverage such as a Diet Pepsi that a person is unwilling to share generally falls on real horrorshow ultra-violence. Now, if you were to take the Diet Pepsi out of these situations, you'd find that violent encounters with strangers would become few and far between, thus limiting the people you could potentially meet in your life.

Stay away from that Diet Pepsi Max bullshit, though. Seriously, that stuff will #### you up.
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I want some right now.


Diet Pepsi is so badass, it's like it just doesn't give a #### about anything anymore.


This bitch is about three seconds away from a beat down.


It's like Tom and Jerry if Tom was the baddest mother####er ever. The difference? Diet Pepsi.


Air Force One has recently switched over to Diet Pepsi crafted aviation, for obvious reasons.


What the #### is this ####.


Listed in critical condition, severe head trauma.

[bean-a-reano]

My boss slups that #### down ALL day (free). He is a disgusting pig of a man, coincidence? All you see is grotesquely fat people drinking that garbage even though it won't help.

[Pat S]

Soda in general is nasty but pepsi is even worse. Diet drinks are the most disgusting things ever invented, its overly sweet tasting and the fake sugar #### is just as bad (if not worse) than normal drinks. and agreed, most of the people I see drinking diet sodas are still lard asses.

The best coke type beverage is the mexican coke that still uses actual sugar not corn syrup.

[MalakaiKingston]

My boss slups that #### down ALL day (free). He is a disgusting pig of a man, coincidence? All you see is grotesquely fat people drinking that garbage even though it won't help.

your avatar ftw

[Hanael]

red bull cola > diet pepsi.
both are crap.

blegh.

[K-SHIZZ]

diet pepsi ftw everytime.

[Weeble818]

big red. so so good.

[getitrightsteve]

All soda is bad for you. But seriously if I did drink soda diet would be last on my list. It tastes like flat regular soda.

I'm a waiter, and I serve countless fat people diet pepsi like they think it's going to help. Just the other day I know I took this one fat dude at LEAST seven cups of it. SEVEN! After they paid I refused to go by his table. I'm sure he would have asked for another. I joked around with my co-workers saying we should be able to cut people off from soda like we do alcohol. I mean come on, seven. Are you serious?

[chandler95]

Diet pepsi always leaves a funky taste in my mouth. Ice tea or Regular coke for me!

[Hanael]

Diet pepsi always leaves a funky taste in my mouth. Ice tea or Regular coke for me!

raspberry mint ice tea ftw!

[CRASS]

I was raised on Diet Pepsi.. and i loves it.

[ross932]

Jones soda ftw! - no high frutose corn syrup - it has inverted cane sugar

as for regular soda - vanilla coke is the best

[chandler95]

or

[getitrightsteve]

Naked ftw!