Submit your own jokes thread.

[Dave]

Thought i'd add a bit more humour to the forum as autumn(fall) is here, which means leaves falling, rain and dark evenings. We need to keep smiling, or we may die.

so i'll submit a couple of my AMAZING jokes, and you guys can follow up with yours.(Which are bound to be better than mine!)



1. Q: Why the the monkey fall out the tree??
A: Because it was dead!!!!

2. Q: What did the big fisherman say to the little fisherman??
A: Get out of that bucket!!!!


I'm all laughed out now.

[Anonymous]

Dave...the monkey joke was ok, but the fisherman joke was diabolical.

Here's mine:

Q: What do you call a guy with a numer plate on his head??
A: Reg!!!!

Q: what do you call a guy with a seagull on his head??
A: Cliff!!!!

Q: What do you call a guy with a rabbit stuck up his ass??
A: Warren!!!!

[Gaylon]

Sorry (to Dave for deleting his post) if this throws cold water on the party... but... keep 'em (reasonably) clean. See posting guidelines:

http://www.silverfish.cc/forum/viewtopic.php?t=376

"...not "PG Rated" content is not permitted..."

[solachola0]

OK, i'm going for "Lames Joke Award" here:

Q:"How do you drive an elephant crazy?"

A:"You put him in a round room and tell him there's
a peanute in the cornor."

rimshot...


collective moan...

[ath9119]

ok this is a good 1 a m8 of mine did to me.
you go upto a person and say 'are you any good at croswords' they say 'imm alright' ect, then you say 'im stuck on 1, the clue is 'a postman spills his sack' you wait whyle they think about it and they WILL say' how many letters' and you say ' loads, all over the floor'. tis maks them look rearly stupid for no reason what so ever.

[ath9119]

and also check out. http://www.geocities.com/area51newmexico/page2.html and also look at my page, i made it ages ago and forgot about it, there is a button at the bottom somewhere V V V V V V V

[RabidSantaClaus]

Here are mine,

Did you hear the one about the poor children?
They couldn't pay attention!

did i make anyone laugh? crack a grin? smile?

frown?

[Rich C]

What's red and sits in the corner.
A naughty fire engine.

[RabidSantaClaus]

a man walks into a bar, he says ow!
a man with a helmet walks into a bar he says, so what?
a man with a metal detactor walks into a bar he says oh, it's just a bar...

[phunx]

My favorite joke of all time:

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face??"

For real.

[RabidSantaClaus]

a guy walks into a bar sees a horse, a guy with a metal detector, a guy wearing a helmet, and a guy saying ow! and clutching his head and says: you guys are all mesed up i don't want to go to this bar. Then a guy who inspects liquor liscences goes to the bar and says: what the? you guys are either idiots or highly intoxicated; this is no bar; it is just a metal pole.
:airhead:

[JRod]

Q: What did the snail say as it was riding on the the turtles back?

A: WEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Gaylon]

OK OK clean enough. Give me a break, already

[RabidSantaClaus]

are we too funny for you? i think that snail joke is actually pretty funny.

[Docter M]

A man walks into a bar...OUCH!!!

These two muffins are baiking in this oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Hey, it's kinda gettin' hot in here." The other muffin turns to him and says "HOLLY S**T!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"