New Years Eve...what ya doin'?

[sniffleless]

So...what are your plans for New Years Eve?

[drew]

Hittin a few parties then going downtown... or vice versa.

[Longboardloser]

There's no "all of the above" option.

[sniffleless]

Whoa...All of the above. Big night planned for LBL.

Just hit other.



I get to drive all evening and try to get to the In-laws before midnight. They should all be well and drunk by then. But before all that I'm skating, maybe buy a new board and skating again.

[Evil_Elvis]

Driving on new years would have to be one the most dangerous things you could ever do. Then again i guess skating would be worse.

[pinbal_wizzard]

skate all day, drink all night, thats the way to go.

[frank]

Roadkill racing party and my house. so Get drunk and skate the fresh paved baby hill outside and get drunk some more.

If your out and about come on by.

[Directive0]

Having a party at my house, its gonna be chill. Made drink holders and ashtrays out of snow on the back porch. Its gonna be really warm tho, so people just put there drinks in the snow pillars.

[Momona Boe]

shave my a$$
design a window display on public safety
roll change
alphabetize my prophylactics
annoy people on Olsen Twins internet forums
make prank phone calls to suicide prevention hotlines
chew 37 sticks of gum at once
watch the "Who's the Boss" Marathon
profess my undying love for Ginger Spice to whomever will listen
change guitar strings (that will actually take a few hours!)
REALLY concentrate on my balloon animals crafting
wash my larynx
perfect my recipe for Spampi (Spam scampi)
write out all the words to "Institutionalised"
make a point to phone all of my dead relatives
contemplate why the Bay City Rollers broke up
wax my sensitive bikini area
donate time to the local ocelot retrieval shelter
sleep in a tub of pudding
feed Alka Seltzer to seagulls
melt stuff
push the limits of conventional claymation technology
see if the lake is REALLY frozen
see exactly how many Moon Pies you can eat before vomiting
create a new game WITH the vomit
go to the ER and tell them "I think I sat on my garage door opener, could you give me a vigorous rectal exam?" "PLease hurry, I left the car running!"
see exactly HOW bad whipped cream tastes on meatloaf
wear white after Labor Day
take a home pregnancy test
polish my Brannock Device
grout my teeth
turn my head and cough
start a llama gymnastics squad
learn Serbo-Croation, y'know, to impress the chicks
rewire my toaster to freeze bread
crack clams on my belly like an otter
find out which wheels are best for sliding
one word: pie!
teach local squirrels to read Braile
set up a roadside bear trap repair stand
bury mannequins in the yard till the cops show up






I gotta get a life.............

[sniffleless]

You should try and get a job for Letterman doing his Top Ten lists. Your way funnier.

[Directive0]

make prank phone calls to suicide prevention hotlines

BOE! Thats horrible!

sleep in a tub of pudding

Thats better.

[sniffleless]

And why waste time calling your dead relatives?

They're not going to answer.

'Cause they don't like you. You know this. They died just so they wouldn't have to speak to you no more.

[drew]

moon pies do not induce vomitting.

[Evil_Elvis]

shave my a$$
bury mannequins in the yard till the cops show up:

Thats gota be the best idea ive ever herd of.

[Momona Boe]

Be Forewarned!!

They cuff FIRST and ask questions later!

[Sensei]

make prank phone calls to suicide prevention hotlines

BOE! Thats horrible!

I actually did that when I was a kid with my friends. We used a cap gun to front like we actually pulled the trigger.

ANd Boe, your phuckin hillarious dude

[Momona Boe]

Hello, welcome to New Jersey!!




ahh, you always bring a smile to my face, Sensei. I'm like a proud Papa-san over here

[frank]

Boe I got $5 if you come to ms and show us an interpative dance dedicating yourself to ginger spice. You pick the song.

[Momona Boe]

Wouldn't ******** my sister be an "interprative dance" in Mississippi?




just kiddin' frank! But I got a feeling I'd get my a$$ handed to me if I did ANY kind of dance in MS!







but five bucks IS five bucks....................

[frank]

Its interpative for a reason.

Dancing in ms is fine. Vlad got down with a bootylicous black woman at the bar. an yea he slapped a sticker on her ass