The President of France

**Pipoca401** · 12-22-2008 06:22 AM

Haha, the President of France is staying down the street from me. I am on a beach in Brasil and there are two huge warships outside.

I wonder why he is here....

**TexasBomber** · 12-22-2008 07:10 AM

Forget him, you need to check out his wife.

**pennypusher** · 12-22-2008 07:21 AM

beat him with a croissant ,blah blah blah

**tinypete** · 12-22-2008 10:32 AM

pics or it didn't happen

**NiN0B** · 12-22-2008 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by tinypete

pics or it didn't happen

yea!!! lets see some pics of those warships!!

**HerBDerb** · 12-22-2008 02:09 PM

I call BS.
What would France be doing with warships?

**TexasBomber** · 12-22-2008 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by HerBDerb

I call BS.
What would France be doing with warships?

I agree.......

**longboardorific** · 12-22-2008 02:54 PM

they wouldnt bring warships just to protect the president.....

**tinypete** · 12-22-2008 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by HerBDerb

I call BS.
What would France be doing with warships?

Running away, or not using them.

Just kidding.
Sort of.

**neuros** · 12-22-2008 03:34 PM

Just flew threw Paris and I have a feeling there is a French Anti-Longboard movement starting...
I've NEVER had as much trouble flying as I did trying to bring my nem onto a plane at CDG, even though I had it with me since Boston!

Go beat his ass! and enjoy brasil
and the women

**Ogre** · 12-22-2008 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by HerBDerb

I call BS.
What would France be doing with warships?

closest thing France has to a Navy is the chunnel

**Pipoca401** · 12-22-2008 04:21 PM

Ummm.. there actually Brazilian warships

**skateordie4ever** · 12-22-2008 04:42 PM

Ya why would France even have warships, they never win any battles....haha

**Rabid Skunk** · 12-22-2008 05:37 PM

Every time someone finds out I'm french I get barraged with french jokes.

How many gears does a french tank have?

Five. Four for reverse and one for going forward in case they get flanked.

**TheFuzz** · 12-22-2008 05:41 PM

I think brazil is getting a nuclear powered sub from somebody right now

**Kaym** · 12-23-2008 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by TheFuzz

I think brazil is getting a nuclear powered sub from somebody right now

Wouldn't surprise me, Brazil is shaping up to be a pretty big nation, along with Venezuela.

Edit: SPEEEELINg.

**BergaLiden** · 12-23-2008 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Kaym

Wouldn't surprise me, Brazil is shaping up to be a pretty big nation, along with Venezuela.

Edit: SPEEEELINg.

Brazil has been a big nation for the longest time. And no, they're not getting nukesubs because they don't have a reason to do so.

**sk8norcal** · 12-23-2008 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by TexasBomber

Forget him, you need to check out his wife.

man, i luv her voice...

YouTube - Carla Bruni - Quelqu'un m'a dit

**Kaym** · 12-23-2008 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by BergaLiden

Brazil has been a big nation for the longest time. And no, they're not getting nukesubs because they don't have a reason to do so.

Ok, I think my point was missed. They've always been big by land and population standards, but I meant they're going to be a bigger player in world politics, economics and so on.

**GravityRider15** · 12-23-2008 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by Rabid Skunk

Every time someone finds out I'm french I get barraged with french jokes.

How many gears does a french tank have?

Five. Four for reverse and one for going forward in case they get flanked.

Knock knock....