You aren't skateboarders.

[xedell]

in b4 lock

[Ian]

I tell peope lI'm a downhill SKATEBOARDER. Last time i checked a skateboard was a piece of wood with 4 wheels and trucks and thats what i ride. Now everyone needs to stop getting all butthurt over this dude's post, it's something you'll most likely have to deal with when you ride a longer than normal or funny looking board.

[NC longboardin']

Alright kooks I can't take no more of this place, but next time you're out doing some serious cruisin', watch out for those curbs! I know you longboarders have a hell of a time dealing with huge obstacles such as a four inch high sidewalk.

or we can pull a sick drift/slide and proceed to go 40 miles per hour down a hill while you try 90 times to do your precious tray flip. doucher.

[Hanael]

....why do you guys even bother?
does that post hurt your..um..what do you guys call it....."image" as longboarders?

If you love something, will a judgement like that post, affects your passion & love?
don't be so defensive on teh intarwebz.

what the hell am i talking about...this is the 'fish lol.

[pavedwave]

p.s. anyone who thinks that a guy with 3 posts gives a crap about "Rep"...is a kook.

and you do realize he's going back to a flipkick forum to post about how much 'Fish hormone he managed to harvest in a 10-minute span, right?

at the Fish

i'm gonna go make a sandwich

[.secrets]

haha. i just laugh. I'll keep doing what i love...or maybe I'll do what this guy says and kill myself?

[MalakaiKingston]

You are kooks.

I agree, then again I think Kook is a good thing. Most things you think are bad things are probably actually good, like having sex with women, just because you were molested by your neighbors pool boy at a young age means you should stop deep pricking rat traps and try the feel of a woman.

You ride a peverted form of a skateboard, meant for people who have niether the ability nor the will to learn how to ride a real skateboard.

I'll agree with that, but in a mexican knife fight with our boards I bet my Lib Tech 44" will trounce your face and wholly overwhelm your cute little world industries toyboard. Oh dear you might get your heartagram necklace snapped off as I bash your skull into your L3. Don't worry your headless zombie ass can get another one at hot topic or spencer gifts or wherever you kids get #### these days.

Don't associate yourselves with us.

I don't I associate with... well my associates. I'm not defined by my board, my sports, and my likes or dislikes. Well I do like pie.

Don't tell people you skateboard

I don't, I tell people I am a Rider. Snow, Skate, Surf. I also tell them I am an excellent zombie killer and womanizer.

YYou are no more a skateboarder then someone who rides a "streetboard" or a "rip stick".

Uhhhhh, what about snake boards, wave boards, super jumps, mtb's and freeline skate?

Are they also not skaters? What about airplane pilots, emt technicians and the pool boy that molested you are they skaters? Think about that one, MAYBE THEY ARE! *gasp*

You are an emberassment and a joke to those who are real skateboarders.

Keep laughing while I hilt deep your skank of a girl, by the way those scabies you got, yup from my dirty hippy prick swelterdeep up in her guts. It will go away with some balm. I swear.

There is a reason why actual skateboards who are skilled enough to go pro make millions.

Make me a list of Pro Skaters who made over 1M last year from SKATING, not being gear whore iconic window shows for the glass licking masses. Real short list, for an I idea look in the back of TWB. Making money from skating means you SKATE CONTESTS OR ARE PAID PURELY to skate. Not be a walking billboard.

While even the best longboarders have nothing to show for it other then cut-off cargo shorts and sea-shell necklaces.

Nothing? Yea Don, Bream, Brooke, Hackett, Khiro, Steve "Sold My Ass", Scott, Mark.

Yea they are REALLY hurting, weird thing though unlike other "Skateboarding" ( I mean real skateboarding not longboarding ) These guys actually skate.

Thing is, we know about your world, you know nothing of ours.

You are a disgrace. Kill yourselves.

I tried.

Overdose - Damn EMT's up in my biz!
Wrists - F'n coagulated before I bled out!
Bridge - Landed in 3 feet of coal sludge and mud!
Electrocution - Let go of the crowbar!

I'm kinda over the whole kill myself thing anyways, kinda like I am over the lame BS that gets spouted by fools like you, the hate is old, kinda 1999 old.

Yer a coward, do me a favor and go back to posting on slap, and oh yea that thing yer girl does, yea I taught her that, right before I banged her, your mom, your grand mother, dug up late great gramgram skull####er her too and then pissed all over your tooth brush and gave myself a rim job with your toothpaste. Then I kicked whatever pets I could find in your neighborhood.

Oh Yea Well #### YOU too!!!

Bring it!!!

[krebhorn]

i laugh at this thread.

clearly the OP needs to get laid. but some of the longboarder's that are uber-butt hurt need to ride a smaller board, and try to skate a mini-ramp. that ish is hard.

and to everyone that has skated both longboards and shortboards.
congratulations on understanding that multiple disciplines make people better skaters.

so in conclusion...
who cares what you skate. just fucking skate!

[sean94]

im here before lock woot. also i have nothing against "skateboarding" but i prefer to longboard. I find it more fun and relaxing. to the OP I bet your sitting at your computer screen laughing you ass off at how pissed off you made every one. If that is what fuels your ego then o well not much any of us can do.

[Ian]

i laugh at this thread.

clearly the OP needs to get laid. but some of the longboarder's that are uber-butt hurt need to ride a smaller board, and try to skate a mini-ramp. that ish is hard.

and to everyone that has skated both longboards and shortboards.
congratulations on understanding that multiple disciplines make people better skaters.

so in conclusion...
who cares what you skate. just fucking skate!

Word, just skate. I started skating street and its still fun to pull out the popsicle stick and mess around and do some kickflips and what not but i also love going fast. Just skate.

[Justin K]

Where's the pie?

[Jesse Tighe]

o god this is hilarious.

[MalakaiKingston]

Where's the pie?

I threw it away because it was not "skateboarding".

[GravityRider15]

lol. This guy is such an asshole.


That would be so sad if he really is 48 years old.

[Justin K]

I threw it away because it was not "skateboarding".

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MJKam11]

I tell people i'm a longboarder specifically b/c I don't want to be associated with the stereotypical skateboard crowd of douchebags such as yourself.

[Fusarius]

Hmm... How about you walk up to a 90 year old man with a long board and ask them what it is.

What makes a skateboard? Deck, grip, trucks, bearings, wheels, bushings, hardware, and various self locking nuts... There are even longboard decks with retarded makeup because they have paint on them like in the "skateboard" industry.

but man, people are taking this way too seriously... welcome to the internet folks, watchout for the spam, flames, and dont feed the trolls.

[MalakaiKingston]

Alright kooks I can't take no more of this place, but next time you're out doing some serious cruisin', watch out for those curbs! I know you longboarders have a hell of a time dealing with huge obstacles such as a four inch high sidewalk.

Only obstacles I recently delt with were your girlfriends teeth, so I did a curb grind with her face and now it's all smooooth sliding.

Hey do me a favor and whatever silly ass forum your are from, bring it.

I've taken on storm front so I'm (we) are not scared of your silly fashion skater ass.

In person, or online.

[shadow31]

next time you are bombing a hill on that popsicle stick,ill be the guy in front releasing ass stench for you to suck on.

hahahahaha heck to the yes!

this thread is ridiculous. i love it lol. everyone is either extremely offended or doesn't give a crap. and it just seems to keep going...

[Justin Metcalf]

You are kooks. You ride a peverted form of a skateboard, meant for people who have niether the ability nor the will to learn how to ride a real skateboard.

Don't associate yourselves with us. Don't tell people you skateboard, because you don't. You are no more a skateboarder then someone who rides a "streetboard" or a "rip stick". You are an emberassment and a joke to those who are real skateboarders. There is a reason why actual skateboards who are skilled enough to go pro make millions, while even the best longboarders have nothing to show for it other then cut-off cargo shorts and sea-shell necklaces.

You are a disgrace. Kill yourselves.

"emberassment" he's 48?
Urban Dictionary: emberassment