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I do admit that I longboard because I can't trick skate. I would love to learn kickflips and hardflips etc etc, but they're too hard, for me that is.
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I shortboard longboard ride horses run lift weights read books play xbox stroke off am an accomplished cunnilinguist and play raquetball. I'm an embarrassment to all of the above but the cunnilingus, that #### is an embarrassment to all involved.
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This is such a great thread lol.
I <3 Pulse longboards!
whining about someone whining is always worse than the original whiners whine.
 Originally Posted by green
go make a sandwich and get laid.
[green] 2:54 pm: i want balls in my mouth
[green] 2:54 pm: bad
[Arcadium] 2:56 pm: all of those balls
[Arcadium] 2:56 pm: in one mouth
[Arcadium] 2:57 pm: i imagine he'd die from all of the salty sweat in his mouth'
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Who took a #### on your wheaties this morning?
Originally Posted by Killyourselves
You are kooks. You ride a peverted form of a skateboard, meant for people who have niether the ability nor the will to learn how to ride a real skateboard.
Don't associate yourselves with us. Don't tell people you skateboard, because you don't. You are no more a skateboarder then someone who rides a "streetboard" or a "rip stick". You are an emberassment and a joke to those who are real skateboarders. There is a reason why actual skateboards who are skilled enough to go pro make millions, while even the best longboarders have nothing to show for it other then cut-off cargo shorts and sea-shell necklaces.
You are a disgrace. Kill yourselves.
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we are not skateboarders, we are bad as.s mother ****ers, get it right fruity
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Originally Posted by MalakaiKingston
Anyone else worried by the fact that HE is laying it down?
I was thinking the same right away.
A bit of foreshadowing?
[SpeedFiend] 8:06 pm: wish i had a boyfriend
[SpeedFiend] 8:07 pm: specially if it was nate lang
[SpeedFiend] 8:09 pm: i have such a crush on him
[SpeedFiend] 8:10 pm: i wish he'd lose about ten pounds
[SpeedFiend] 8:10 pm: he used to look better a few years ago
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Web-skating isn't skateboarding. He's definitely got that part right.
LESS HATE, MORE SKATE.
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy #### we don't need.
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"Don't associate yourselves with us. Don't tell people you skateboard, because you don't. You are no more a skateboarder then someone who rides a "streetboard" or a "rip stick". You are an emberassment and a joke to those who are real skateboarders. There is a reason why actual skateboards who are skilled enough to go pro make millions, while even the best longboarders have nothing to show for it other then cut-off cargo shorts and sea-shell necklaces."
-48 year old who can't spell in an insult
Urban Dictionary: emberassment
this will make you laugh...look at it
he's 48?
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I took a bad fall on 5/24/2008 at Mt. Baker, went off the road and fell down the side of the mountain. I went into a coma, badly broke my pelvis, lacerated my liver and almost died on the mountain AND later in the hospital. The rehabilitation therapists had to teach me how to do everything again...everything.
I survived that mountain because of my helmet...WEAR ONE and send your family to the hospital, not the morgue.
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malakai, you know too much about clap juice. i'm a little disturbed.
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Originally Posted by Petary791
Time to get this thread on track, a_speck_of_dust style...
a speck of dust is a chick? or is that his gf
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Originally Posted by MalakaiKingston
I have failed my goal, it was to make you very very disturbed.
you should have talked also about how the "sugar" you added to his cereal was also crabs.
then i would have been very disturbed.
and if the raisins you added were your turds
then i would have been very very disturbed
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