You aren't skateboarders.

**curly_jimbo** · 02-14-2009 06:42 AM

Imaginary bikes are cooler?

**zatoichi37** · 02-14-2009 09:33 AM

you can't beat the pogo

**olilem** · 02-14-2009 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by zatoichi37

you can't beat the pogo

notice the helmet!
It makes the whole pic gay, as we all know, protecting yourself is gay!

**streetheap** · 02-14-2009 10:05 AM

Calling the cops is gay(est).

toilet of the day (sort of)

**zatoichi37** · 02-14-2009 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by streetheap

Calling the cops is gay(est).

toilet of the day (sort of)

+1

cops suck. i hate them. i've never been arrested or gotten in trouble, but they suck cuz they mess with my friends. oh and they suspended a guy for dropping in off a high wall in a skate park in florida....suspended for skating in a skate park what a load of bullocks

**streetheap** · 02-14-2009 10:45 AM

nm
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**DHBM** · 02-14-2009 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by masterboarder

Who the hell rides longboards? skinny ass white kids without a shirt wearing cargo shorts or retards dressed in full tight leather (gay much?) any other means of "skating" is better. what can u do on a longboard? stand there an go down a hill? i swear..its worse than a pumgo. you guys have never skated until u get on a nice pair of roller blades.

im so glad i could comtribute smilies to this site

oh and dude... i'd like to see someone skog on roller blades...

**xjason11x** · 02-14-2009 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by olilem

notice the helmet!
It makes the whole pic gay, as we all know, protecting yourself is gay!

I used to do that before I longboarded and you do need a helmet. Or at least I did because I was only like 80lbs and it was meant for a 100 pound rider. So it f**king shot me up there.

**olilem** · 02-14-2009 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by xjason11x

I used to do that before I longboarded and you do need a helmet. Or at least I did because I was only like 80lbs and it was meant for a 100 pound rider. So it f**king shot me up there.

no i know, i was bein sarcastic.
Most street skaters make fun of anyone with a helmet.

**Hanael** · 02-14-2009 06:53 PM

it's time to

this thread.

before people starts to

**shortyman801** · 02-14-2009 07:04 PM

I had sex with your mother.

Who's laughing now? Not your mother, because she can't talk anymore...

**smallss** · 02-14-2009 07:07 PM

YouTube - David After Dentist

this kid isn't skating for a few days.

YouTube - Chad After Dentist

now, ima jack davids applause.

**EFG** · 02-14-2009 07:20 PM

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That was one of the funniest and saddest youtube videos I've ever seen.

**dozer jr** · 02-14-2009 07:43 PM

i laughed so hard when he just screamed out of nowhere

**dozerdoggie** · 02-14-2009 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by dozer jr

i laughed so hard when he just screamed out of nowhere

I thought that was you on crack

**Steve_lbr** · 02-14-2009 08:26 PM

funniest two videos i have ever seen

**dozer jr** · 02-14-2009 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by dozerdoggie

I thought that was you on crack

maybe it was

**Archy** · 02-15-2009 08:16 AM

"Is this real life?"

"Why is this happening to me?"

"Is this going to be forever?"

10sixyearoldsonacid

**Killyourselves** · 02-16-2009 12:09 AM

Hi, I'm glad you've all been enjoying my thread. I forgot all about this till I was checking the e-mail address I registered this shitty site to and saw notices that I had "new messages". I thought I'd share them with you.

Originally Posted by longboardkid55

Re: hey #### face

your a complete douche bag, you think you so tough cause your dont longboard, you street skate? wow #### off ass hole...
id like to see you hit 50 without shitting you rpants.

sure you can ollie, and do ####...

but back up your #### asshole

Originally Posted by mrgumdropman

Re: faggot

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most of us are skaters you dumbass

I also received some friend requests which I promptly rejected. Keep the negative reputation coming, maybe you guys can get set a new record!

Oh, and if you think I'm going to read 41 pages of this you're sadly mistaken, but I thank you all for sharing your (poorly constructed) thoughts.