You aren't skateboarders.

[enrique60033]

pickin' ma nose and got some brain chunks out of it,wait...aliens? o yea I have seen some around,one was a president fo 8 years,orale vato wazz apanning.say hello to ma little friend...hasta la vista baby......hey chong am I driving ok?

[Lucky_13]

I love this thread like I love all the "I think I want to buy a Dervish " threads...

[Sector 9ine]

dude, i bet i could kick this uys ass in a game of skate with my 42" pintail

[Archy]

Should I buy a ripstik?

[Bombingthehills]

who farted on that guys Breakfast?

Dat would be me

[rosewood thief]

these spaghettios are ####### delicious, im thinking about making a video review, cuz i bought all the parts seperately

[igotscars]

Should I buy a ripstik?

I think everyone on the fish should buy one and then send it to killyourselves(wherever he may live) so he wiki have a lifetime supply of his favorite thing to ride(besides tony hawks cawk)

Today I ate raisin bran crunch, a mango, some nutrigrain bars, an oatmeal cookie, and just finished off a cup of mayfield homemade vanilla icecream. It's so good when it gets melty

[schmoose]

we should send him gift certificates to Build a bear workshop.

I had about 13 cupcakes today

[MalakaiKingston]

Should I buy a ripstik?

You should buy two, one for each foot.

[JohnW]

Should I buy a ripstik?

hell no, they aren't fun. Its like having a speed boat and saying you wana spend money on a dingy

[SeanML]

lol epic bump

I just ate a bowl of ramen noodles, a bowl of Life cereal, and a piece of cheesecake... I get hungry at night. Bedtime for me... building my press in the morning. 8)

[MalakaiKingston]

lol epic bump

I just ate a bowl of ramen noodles, a bowl of Life cereal, and a piece of cheesecake... I get hungry at night. Bedtime for me... building my press in the morning. 8)

Awesome man, congrats on the press!!!

I just killed a bowl of peanut butter cup ice cream.

[MalakaiKingston]

hell no, they aren't fun. Its like having a speed boat and saying you wana spend money on a dingy

I've had more fun on a rotten log in the middle of a mud puddle than I can ever imagine having on a rip stick.

Don't diss small quasi reliable water craft.

[SeanML]

I friended you.

Here is a list of things that will make your band kick more ass.

Dangerous animals.
Fire Pots.
Smoke Machines.
Random nails blowdarted into the audience.
Broken glass.
Rolling in broken glass.
Having a short boarder fail at trick your whole show.
Having Louis and Adam mexican knife fight.
Two words - FOAM and BEES.
Every so often not start a show, get in the audience and try to start a riot cause the band isn't there.
Staring matches with LAZERS
Guess the entrail - Bob for entrails contests.
Anytime one of the band members messes up they get jolted.

I'm out of ideas but I hope this helps.

I was just hopping through this thread looking for amusement, and I can honestly say this made me LOL more than anything so far.

And the capybara is still king of the jungle.

RAWWWRRRRRR

[Rarrazz]

How this is the first time I've seen this thread, I don't know. Either way, I just read the entire thing.
Going to bed now.

[Terrence]

A 49 year old telling us we won't become anything from this sport? Seems to me like if you want to make millions from any sport you should get started on it before you get to 49...

[KAKA]

what page was that hot playboy girl on?

[MalakaiKingston]

what page was that hot playboy girl on?

you tell us.

[KAKA]

you tell us.

im still looking

[MalakaiKingston]

im still looking

I'm sure it will pay off.

btw what did you have to eat today?