Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[x] Lamer
[x] Flamer
[ ] Geek
[ ] Canadian
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Troller
[x] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[x] "Expert"
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Cheater
[ ] Pervert
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ]You started a sonic thread
[x] You lack the slightest bit of an imagination.
[ ] Wanting to cheat in an online game.
[ ] Wanting to hack something that you have no clue of.
[x] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[ ] You posted a 'Religion' post
[x] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[x] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a V.S. post
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y stinks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[x] You make no sense
[ ] You are spreading info on how to cheat and or do a glich that harms the game.
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[x] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You say you're 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] You started a lame thread with a very old and worthless idea thinking it was something new and cool.
[ ] You revived a dead thread, moron.
[ ] You adore/idolize/love a video game character
[ ] You made a post containing sexuality, or suggestive inuendos in it.
[x] You made yourself a troller by promoting unnecesary drama.
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[x] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
[x] Take a reality check.
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Stop cheating
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[x] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site







yeah, sorry. Its been years since I've posted this, but I felt the urge.
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