You aren't skateboarders.

**MalakaiKingston** · 06-19-2009 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by DontPushMongo

#1000 :O

i win you noobs haha!

Yea but you still only have like 12 posts.

I've had some walnuts, nicorete and ice water.

Do toothpicks count? I've been chewing on them too...

**Lucky_13** · 06-19-2009 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by MalakaiKingston

Yea but you still only have like 12 posts.

I've had some walnuts, nicorete and ice water.

Do toothpicks count? I've been chewing on them too...

Only if they are the cinnamon flavored toothpicks...

I've had coffee...And more coffee...

**MalakaiKingston** · 06-19-2009 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Lucky_13

Only if they are the cinnamon flavored toothpicks...

I've had coffee...And more coffee...

Tea Tree and Cinnamon, I have both, trying to stay interested.

**Rarrazz** · 06-19-2009 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by dozerdoggie

Bear and bacon
breakfast of champions

Never had bear meat, how is it?

**Ferrarimk13** · 06-19-2009 02:12 PM

i love wild game meats. Ostrich is one of my favorites.

**DontPushMongo** · 06-19-2009 02:20 PM

steak and eggs is the only breakfast i ever eat. other than cinnamon toast crunch,

**Hanael** · 06-19-2009 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by samdarippa

This guy is an epic troll all he is doing is trying to get reactions my brother thought me this lol hes real into 4chan and so hes a troll like this. it not worth you time to give reactions to dis dude.

hello cancer.

Originally Posted by DontPushMongo

cinnamon toast crunch,

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

**Archy** · 06-19-2009 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by KJ FiveTwo

Thats the most random, nasty stuff ever. It's like chocolate had an affair with some cottage cheese, and nuttela came out as an afterthought. It's just wierd stuff that tastes wierder.

Don't hate. And never go to France.

I ate a unagi roll for lunch.

Oh, and I skated. And as I skated I got glared at by some real skateboarders. And they were like "what is that?" And I was like, uh, it's an Earthwing Boomerang and it's freakin' awesome. And they were like, "longboards are boring!"

This took place about ten blocks from EW HQ.

**Ferrarimk13** · 06-19-2009 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Archy

Don't hate. And never go to France.

I ate a unagi roll for lunch.

Oh, and I skated. And as I skated I got glared at by some real skateboarders. And they were like "what is that?" And I was like, uh, it's an Earthwing Boomerang and it's freakin' awesome. And they were like, "longboards are boring!"

This took place about ten blocks from EW HQ.

you shouldve curb stomped their asses

**rosewood thief** · 06-19-2009 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Ferrarimk13

you shouldve curb stopped their asses

and then peed on their faces

**turbovince** · 06-19-2009 05:59 PM

Someone needs some love..

**dragonmyntz** · 06-19-2009 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Ferrarimk13

you shouldve curb stoMped their asses

fixed that for ya =)

**sethgoesfast** · 06-19-2009 07:06 PM

i have done both longboarding and skateboarding. longboarding is much harder and takes more skill. besides its may more fun. maybe you shouldn't call yourself a skateboarder because you cant longboard. just some food for thought...

**Hanael** · 06-19-2009 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by Ferrarimk13

you shouldve curb stopped their asses

na, just kickflip their faces.

....hm, kinda gives me an idea, next time someone yelled at me "ollie your board!", i can just reply with "I'll ollie your face!"

Originally Posted by sethgoesfast

i have done both longboarding and skateboarding. longboarding is much harder and takes more skill. besides its may more fun. maybe you shouldn't call yourself a skateboarder because you cant longboard. just some food for thought...

late much?

rofl.

**dutchmenred** · 06-19-2009 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Archy

Oh, and I skated. And as I skated I got glared at by some real skateboarders. And they were like "what is that?" And I was like, uh, it's an Earthwing Boomerang and it's freakin' awesome. And they were like, "longboards are boring!"

same here, a 12 year old was popping ollies as i whooshed past him, out of jealousy he said in a high sqeaky voice he said "longboardings ga-ay" and i said "some one needs to change there tampon" then broke his legs.

**Ferrarimk13** · 06-19-2009 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by dragonmyntz

fixed that for ya =)

yeah, sorry about that, my mac doesnt comprehend proper insults.

**longboardingrat** · 06-20-2009 08:43 AM

i used to skate but it got boring after a while.hitting a pebble and flying off ure skateboard is sooooooo fun........that's why i longboard im fricken tired of hitting a pebble the size of a peanut and falling off.hell i can do tricks on the longboard i cant do on my skateboard.never learned how to dance or power slide on my skateboard.

**igotscars** · 06-20-2009 10:10 AM

I just nommed on some quische(spelling?)

FREAKING DELISCIOUS

**Hanael** · 06-20-2009 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by igotscars

I just nommed on some quische(spelling?)

FREAKING DELISCIOUS

quiche.

10roastedtomatocheesequiches.

**msm007** · 06-20-2009 01:34 PM

I am sure that your level of experience in life is only remedial (for which I pity you). But you should try harder to disguise your envy of longboader's skills. I am sure that if you practice harder you will learn to ride without falling off as much as you do and in time will learn to turn the board. I wish you much luck in life as you apparently are lacking. I know that you probably won't understand this but I will say it anyway (maybe you can get someone to explain it to you) - the true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.

Originally Posted by Killyourselves

You are kooks. You ride a peverted form of a skateboard, meant for people who have niether the ability nor the will to learn how to ride a real skateboard.

Don't associate yourselves with us. Don't tell people you skateboard, because you don't. You are no more a skateboarder then someone who rides a "streetboard" or a "rip stick". You are an emberassment and a joke to those who are real skateboarders. There is a reason why actual skateboards who are skilled enough to go pro make millions, while even the best longboarders have nothing to show for it other then cut-off cargo shorts and sea-shell necklaces.

You are a disgrace. Kill yourselves.