Do toothpicks count? I've been chewing on them too...
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The sage, Longboard Buddha once said, "A tree spends 100% of its lifetime in a static environment and only after its reincarnation as a deck is it allowed to move at fast speeds...
when allowed, the wood will give thankless service if
allowed to flow."
Only if they are the cinnamon flavored toothpicks...
I've had coffee...And more coffee...
Tea Tree and Cinnamon, I have both, trying to stay interested.
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The sage, Longboard Buddha once said, "A tree spends 100% of its lifetime in a static environment and only after its reincarnation as a deck is it allowed to move at fast speeds...
when allowed, the wood will give thankless service if
allowed to flow."
This guy is an epic troll all he is doing is trying to get reactions my brother thought me this lol hes real into 4chan and so hes a troll like this. it not worth you time to give reactions to dis dude.
Thats the most random, nasty stuff ever. It's like chocolate had an affair with some cottage cheese, and nuttela came out as an afterthought. It's just wierd stuff that tastes wierder.
Don't hate. And never go to France.
I ate a unagi roll for lunch.
Oh, and I skated. And as I skated I got glared at by some real skateboarders. And they were like "what is that?" And I was like, uh, it's an Earthwing Boomerang and it's freakin' awesome. And they were like, "longboards are boring!"
Oh, and I skated. And as I skated I got glared at by some real skateboarders. And they were like "what is that?" And I was like, uh, it's an Earthwing Boomerang and it's freakin' awesome. And they were like, "longboards are boring!"
This took place about ten blocks from EW HQ.
you shouldve curb stomped their asses
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dumbass suburban white kids... always tryin to be tough by either imitating the black mouse or holding the black mouse down
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wow for that kind of money i would rollerblade with a banana hammock!!!
[remi] 9:53 pm: but then one day she barfed and she then yelled the f word and
yelled that she is preggnent and that we should all learn a lesson and not have sex with
strangers (exactly her words) she then stormed out of the classroom and we never saw
her again...
i have done both longboarding and skateboarding. longboarding is much harder and takes more skill. besides its may more fun. maybe you shouldn't call yourself a skateboarder because you cant longboard. just some food for thought...
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you got beaten up by a bunch of trannies because you ride a longboard? That's awesome.
....hm, kinda gives me an idea, next time someone yelled at me "ollie your board!", i can just reply with "I'll ollie your face!"
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i have done both longboarding and skateboarding. longboarding is much harder and takes more skill. besides its may more fun. maybe you shouldn't call yourself a skateboarder because you cant longboard. just some food for thought...
Oh, and I skated. And as I skated I got glared at by some real skateboarders. And they were like "what is that?" And I was like, uh, it's an Earthwing Boomerang and it's freakin' awesome. And they were like, "longboards are boring!"
same here, a 12 year old was popping ollies as i whooshed past him, out of jealousy he said in a high sqeaky voice he said "longboardings ga-ay" and i said "some one needs to change there tampon" then broke his legs.
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i used to skate but it got boring after a while.hitting a pebble and flying off ure skateboard is sooooooo fun........that's why i longboard im fricken tired of hitting a pebble the size of a peanut and falling off.hell i can do tricks on the longboard i cant do on my skateboard.never learned how to dance or power slide on my skateboard.
I am sure that your level of experience in life is only remedial (for which I pity you). But you should try harder to disguise your envy of longboader's skills. I am sure that if you practice harder you will learn to ride without falling off as much as you do and in time will learn to turn the board. I wish you much luck in life as you apparently are lacking. I know that you probably won't understand this but I will say it anyway (maybe you can get someone to explain it to you) - the true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.
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You are kooks. You ride a peverted form of a skateboard, meant for people who have niether the ability nor the will to learn how to ride a real skateboard.
Don't associate yourselves with us. Don't tell people you skateboard, because you don't. You are no more a skateboarder then someone who rides a "streetboard" or a "rip stick". You are an emberassment and a joke to those who are real skateboarders. There is a reason why actual skateboards who are skilled enough to go pro make millions, while even the best longboarders have nothing to show for it other then cut-off cargo shorts and sea-shell necklaces.
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