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    Quote Originally Posted by c0rkb0rd View Post
    problem is, i don't like crude jokes about reproduction, getting drunk, high, or whatever. i can tolerate them as long as they aren't directed at me, but still. the world would be a better place if those kind of jokes had never started.
    this is true. there is nothing any of us can do about it though. so its best to ignore it and skate. i personally think thats great you havent fallen into what society wants youto become.
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0rkb0rd View Post
    problem is, i don't like crude jokes about reproduction, getting drunk, high, or whatever. i can tolerate them as long as they aren't directed at me, but still. the world would be a better place if those kind of jokes had never started.
    But "beating the living crap out of someone with their skateboard" for posting a thread is tolerable?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaneMeyer View Post
    But "beating the living crap out of someone with their skateboard" for posting a thread is tolerable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by c0rkb0rd View Post
    i'd seriously love to see you say that face-to-face with me... not to mention all the other so-called "kooks" on here. we'd probably beat the living crap out of you with your own board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0rkb0rd View Post
    problem is, i don't like crude jokes about reproduction, getting drunk, high, or whatever. i can tolerate them as long as they aren't directed at me, but still. the world would be a better place if those kind of jokes had never started.
    your pee pee must be small then...

    Quote Originally Posted by c0rkb0rd View Post
    i'd seriously love to see you say that face-to-face with me... not to mention all the other so-called "kooks" on here. we'd probably beat the living crap out of you with your own board.
    i don't beat the crap out of people just because they view me differently. if that were the case i'd be in prison.
    gay longboarders get flamed bad... i just blow it off
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhengisChron View Post
    who the **** would spend 60 bucks on a t-shirt?!?!? oh yeah.... stupid frat douche****s hunting for artificial STD infested blondes in crowded overpriced bars.
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    Its like Colin took a water squirt bottle and sprayed you in the face and said down b¡tch down.

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    ****ing necroposters.
    "Put your effin' skinny jean cutoffs in the dryer and grab some real shorts."- Aaron McBride (d2jmlb)
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    Just think to yourself "what would I like to be wearing if I were shoved out of a truck at this speed?" that's what you should have on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by c0rkb0rd View Post
    "we have nothing to fear, but fear itself." -F.D.R.

    i'm willing to take my chances.

    Sorry for the double post, but who quotes FDR in a longboard forum... and what does that quote have to do with anything?
    "Put your effin' skinny jean cutoffs in the dryer and grab some real shorts."- Aaron McBride (d2jmlb)
    Quote Originally Posted by Bookworm View Post
    Just think to yourself "what would I like to be wearing if I were shoved out of a truck at this speed?" that's what you should have on.

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    Pretty please?

    This help?



    Or this?



    Or this?

    I Hate Pie!
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    Are you implying that I'm a dick?!
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    and when did dude ever specifically refer to the male gender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archy View Post
    This help?

    no, i'd have to call that a hindrance!
    Quote Originally Posted by Momona Boe View Post
    next time play with your balls and tell them you're kickflipping your junk

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    Not skateboarder!!! ONLY ZOMBIEE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archy View Post


    Pretty please?

    This help?


    I Hate Pie!
    ugh time to tell a story with pictures...





    yah?

    will this help?



    or this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhengisChron View Post
    who the **** would spend 60 bucks on a t-shirt?!?!? oh yeah.... stupid frat douche****s hunting for artificial STD infested blondes in crowded overpriced bars.
    Quote Originally Posted by LANDYACHTZ4theWIN View Post
    Its like Colin took a water squirt bottle and sprayed you in the face and said down b¡tch down.

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    Default Re: You aren't skateboarders.

    omh wwwhhhhy are people still replying to the OP?!??? *facepalm*
    it's embarrassing. please stop.
    Now someone find me a picture of a 3 legged toad humping an apricot pie. STAT.
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    Got a little food fetish down under, do we? Or is that Australian for beer?



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    funny bone... i haz one


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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfly48 View Post
    omh wwwhhhhy are people still replying to the OP?!??? *facepalm*
    it's embarrassing. please stop.
    Now someone find me a picture of a 3 legged toad humping an apricot pie. STAT.
    this is as close to that as i could find..

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    Quote Originally Posted by GhengisChron View Post
    who the **** would spend 60 bucks on a t-shirt?!?!? oh yeah.... stupid frat douche****s hunting for artificial STD infested blondes in crowded overpriced bars.
    Quote Originally Posted by LANDYACHTZ4theWIN View Post
    Its like Colin took a water squirt bottle and sprayed you in the face and said down b¡tch down.

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    lolrice "The more people hatin the better the skatin " me 2 second ago xD

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    The Author of this post is a Genius! He makes me sexy time with his talk!

    I mean he is kinda right after all... You can't ride any skateboard unless you have some form of retardation in some shape or size and longboarding is like the remedial class where the retards who couldnt do the difficult retarded stuff go to do the easier retarded stuff.
    Last edited by fastdar; 11-02-2009 at 10:28 AM. Reason: Spelling.

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    sniff....snifff..... did that lil' worm sneak back in wearing a different brown streaked thong?

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    ... wheels need to be round to roll well. (aloysius)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerrdan View Post
    Are you implying that I'm a dick?!
    Quote Originally Posted by blackantz 915 View Post
    and when did dude ever specifically refer to the male gender.

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