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Old 03-21-2009, 11:18 AM   #21
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thurs: medium sized poo in morning, not full size. right after school took a bigass dump, then two hours later after eating some more went and dropped some soft stool.
friday: went normal in morning and big in the afternoon after school
today: went in the morning, pretty big, at least zwei pfund. ( except in german a pound is more than in the us...)
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I hate pooping at other peoples houses because i clog EVERY toilet. It gets really annoying
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i had a huge plate of spegeti the night before i was sick and during the after noon i had the feeling i was gunna fart a whole lot. but it turned out it wasnt fart. so i run to my bathroom and it was like hyroshima in the toilet. it was this extremly explosive and powerful crap. it covered the entire bowl with brown. it toook a rool of toilet paper to clean that one up

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i like to take a nice dump on my paid ten minute break at work. nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce =D
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On the way to the Broadway Bomb I felt like #### on the train, and ran out mid train ride to the nearest Mcdonalds.
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I haven't pooped in months.
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i pooped at school today and while i was doin my business this female janitor came in an said "you mind if i clean while your in there " i said no, but it was quiet in there and the poop splashing noises were making it awkward.
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i took a poo and it looked like the lower art of a person was sticking out of the drain thingy, then when i flushed it it looked like a monster dragged him into the pipes

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when I was in school i was eating lunch at a table with a bunch of girls. I thought it would be funny if i farted to gross them out. turns that fart was actually a shart. I then left the table as casually as possible, went to the bathroom and cut out my underwear, cleaned up and freeballed the rest of the day.

On another occasion a couple years later, I was working at dunkin donuts and i had a similar experience while i was the only one working in the store. there were customers waiting in line while i was in the bathroom cleaning myself up. If only they knew what the person serving their coffee and donuts was really doing in the bathroom.

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My poop floated the other day, I was AMAZED
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i sharted i drivers ed once, also on an airplane haha
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so i have a problem. i have a lot off ass hair, and every time i wipe my fur shreds the toilet paper. i would shave it but im afraid it might be itchy.
what should i do?
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