Daily Poop Thread

x-tra · 03-21-2009, 11:18 AM

thurs: medium sized poo in morning, not full size. right after school took a bigass dump, then two hours later after eating some more went and dropped some soft stool.
friday: went normal in morning and big in the afternoon after school
today: went in the morning, pretty big, at least zwei pfund. ( except in german a pound is more than in the us...)

Buddywolfe · 03-21-2009, 02:35 PM

I hate pooping at other peoples houses because i clog EVERY toilet. It gets really annoying

BergaLiden · 03-21-2009, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaneMeyer

I shat out 100 gall stones two weeks ago.

Thug life bro

Whereisnumnum · 10-21-2009, 10:08 PM

i had a huge plate of spegeti the night before i was sick and during the after noon i had the feeling i was gunna fart a whole lot. but it turned out it wasnt fart. so i run to my bathroom and it was like hyroshima in the toilet. it was this extremly explosive and powerful crap. it covered the entire bowl with brown. it toook a rool of toilet paper to clean that one up

(in b4 lock)

engebo_kelsey · 10-22-2009, 02:02 AM

i like to take a nice dump on my paid ten minute break at work. nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce =D

GravityRider15 · 10-22-2009, 07:01 AM

On the way to the Broadway Bomb I felt like #### on the train, and ran out mid train ride to the nearest Mcdonalds.

urbs · 10-22-2009, 01:05 PM

I haven't pooped in months.

rube7558 · 10-22-2009, 02:05 PM

i pooped at school today and while i was doin my business this female janitor came in an said "you mind if i clean while your in there " i said no, but it was quiet in there and the poop splashing noises were making it awkward.

spoctopus · 10-22-2009, 03:48 PM

i took a poo and it looked like the lower art of a person was sticking out of the drain thingy, then when i flushed it it looked like a monster dragged him into the pipes

twas awsome

mountain skatah · 10-31-2009, 12:37 AM

when I was in school i was eating lunch at a table with a bunch of girls. I thought it would be funny if i farted to gross them out. turns that fart was actually a shart. I then left the table as casually as possible, went to the bathroom and cut out my underwear, cleaned up and freeballed the rest of the day.

On another occasion a couple years later, I was working at dunkin donuts and i had a similar experience while i was the only one working in the store. there were customers waiting in line while i was in the bathroom cleaning myself up. If only they knew what the person serving their coffee and donuts was really doing in the bathroom.

SHARTING IS THE WORST!
but very funny

whatsisname6 · 10-31-2009, 09:47 AM

My poop floated the other day, I was AMAZED

spoctopus · 10-31-2009, 02:51 PM

i sharted i drivers ed once, also on an airplane haha

rube7558 · 11-04-2009, 05:51 PM

so i have a problem. i have a lot off ass hair, and every time i wipe my fur shreds the toilet paper. i would shave it but im afraid it might be itchy.
what should i do?