This is an opportunity for anyone with an interesting poop story to share it with others. I'm pretty sure a lot of you have that same struggle that i do, you just get done with an awsome poop session and you are proud of it, and you want to share the story of your man-made awsomeness with the world, but you have nobody to talk to, well now you can post your greatest story of epic struggle and amazing success without fear of criticism. So post up!
goddamn it hayden i didnt think you were serious...........
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You obviously are oblivious, but you are in fact embarrassing yourself with rhetoric like that. No one with any taste or education takes any of that post-modernist BS seriously.
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-just in- ...longboarding is now called skateboarding, and the term "shortboarding", and "kickflippers" does not exist anymore, that is also called skateboarding.
This is so hilariously disgusting. At first I thought you'd be taking pictures of your daily crap (I saw a website like that before) and I was getting ready to puke..haven't been feeling well all day (yeah, I clicked it anyway..couldn't resist the temptation).
Unfortunately, I don't have a reliable way to weigh myself cause my electronic scale is retarded. I'll be 117 lb one second, 123 lb the next.
ok...My roommate bought me an 8lb box of fruit snacks. I love fruit snacks. so I decided to eat the whole box in about 2 hrs. (they were really good).
anywho... about 3 hrs after that, I had to POO! I'm not talking about the whole "meh, I think I'll relieve my bowles" poo. I'm talking the run down the hall, with trou half off almost having a brown assplotion going on.
I get down to the throne and let this puppy slide.
weirdest.
feeling.
EVER.
It came out all gummy and lumpy. It was like I shat a 78a Abec11 gumball. that thing was RUBBERY. I couldve shook that doose around like a big brown #####.
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I have a big wiener.
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Real girls don't poop.
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we we are a secret brotherhood. that contains 18 straight guys, 1 bisexual that is one blowjob short of being gay, and one girl. (the perfect team imo)
eat a high fatty diet for a day and your poo should float...
try eating four thingys of cotton candy. your poo comes out weird colors for about three days.
first time I poo'd after eating a crud ton of cotton candy: blue poo.
Second time: green poo.
third time: RED poo. WTF!?!?!?!? it was red! how do you get red poo from eating BLUE cotton candy?????
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I have a big wiener.
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Real girls don't poop.
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I've seen this thread grow from childhood to manhood. It's like my own flesh and blood
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we we are a secret brotherhood. that contains 18 straight guys, 1 bisexual that is one blowjob short of being gay, and one girl. (the perfect team imo)
one day a had a tird that had a striking resemblance to manatee it had a head with eyeballs and one of those poop creases as a pectorial fin then the end flatened out like a tail. i was pissed because i forgot my phone to get a pic damn
Here's a poop story, one day my family decided to have chinese food for dinner and i got a quart of egg drop soup and ate the entire thing, couple hours later i could feel a storm brewing in my bowels so i went and took a pretty nasty dump and when i looked into the bowl it looked like an oil slick on the top of the water.
Today i went to my cousin nikko's house and he took a dump, i'm not gonna lie, it was quite large so we thought it would be funny to get a better look at the brown monster so he put on a rubber glove and went after it. After a couple minutes of playing cat and mouse in the toilet bowl he finally got hold of the sucker. He brought it out for some fresh air and it was hilarious, it was big, brown , and intimidating. It looked like it weighed a good 2 pounds and the smell was horrific. If you've ever smelled baby crap just imagine that times ten.
once i was having trouble pushing one out and i thought that the ground was moving so i stoped. then the ground started shaking violently, a earthquake had happened while i was taking a dump. as this is happening i desided to sit tigh and not move, afterwords i found out that my constpation had turned into dirareah.
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WHAT THE F##K IS THIS GUY DOING?
I have found that mexican Mountain Dew and Pepsi is quite tasty, but will exact a price. Your next few movements
will be tar-like. The Dew will make them a lovely shade of green.
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