Re: Who saw the bright light in the sky?
Originally Posted by
mikenike605
your all wrong. its just a big cover up to keep us from preparing for robot apocalypse .
wrong. i found out more on the bright light. This is how it went, just an extension from my previous story with some new facts. Area 51 did launch the alien with the human programmed brain but it actually made its way out of the atmosphere. the thing that lit up the sky was a prize winning, enormous if i may say, goat that had jumped into the lauch site and bit down on the ship without the sensors going off alerting anyone. As its traveling through the stratosphere it looses its grip on the ship because its teeth are really just dentures put there by the owner to make it seem better. They should have help because they were using miracle grip (Miracle Grip | Advanced Denture Adhesive from Dentist.net)
but as the product was not yet tested to withstand this kind of pressure the grip failed and the goat fell through the atomosphere burning up the sky and landed in a river. Mind you the goat was 500 pounds and was 4 feet tall and 8 feet long. So thats what really truly happened. Ask NASA.
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