Locked inside your own car? Yes its Floriduh

[GPymp]

Woman calls 911: I'm locked inside my car -- OrlandoSentinel.com



Just trying to post at least one crazy story from Florida every week.

[Moogleluvr]

Would you happen to visit i-am-bored.com, by any chance??

[wakesavage]

[CRASS]

hah, my boy told me about that the other day.

dumb bitch!

the sad thing is, this is what the next generation of society is coming to.

Damnit kiddos, if you cant manually unlock a car how dafuk you gonna run a country?

[Chaunce]

haha i get that newspaper.

we have a section where people write about whatever they're pissed off about.

you would not believe the ridiculous things people write about.

[Petary791]

haha i get that newspaper.

we have a section where people write about whatever they're pissed off about.

you would not believe the ridiculous things people write about.

Continue...

[Chaunce]

Actual excerpts from today's newspaper:

-The Oviedo chickens stare and make faces at me everytime I drive by. It's spooky. Those disease-ridden vermin should be eradicated by the city because they probably have bird flu.

-I am really ticked off at the people who painted their house peppermint pink in our Apopka neighborhood.