i love this thread simply for the fact that anytime my buddies mention a girl or going out with a girl i tell them to, or ask em if they did infact....
Haha or maybe he's left Anything Goes, never to return again. Let's face it, he might as well have just asked the same question to a dark alleyway full of dickish crackhead thugs.
And even then he might have been able to score some rock.
Everyone knows that if you can't put it in your sister's butt after smoking a couple rocks then you just don't have any balls.
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Stick it in her butt then tell her you have an STD so she buck like a bronco. That fun for a while then donkey-punch iher in the sides of her head with both fists. Drag her unconsious body to the top of the stairs, stick it in her butt and her down like a toboggan.
Sir, I believe that putting it in her butt is by far the most effecient, and just plain fun way to end your problems and settle your differences between you and that whore of a sister you have. Face it, when a man and a woman that are in a serious relationship have buttsex their relationship is taken to another level, and they have bonded further thus strengthening the relationship. You and that whore of a sister you have are together and have been since the younger one was born. Obviously, the only cincievable way to get her to shut the fuck up--and get some nice, convenient alan sex on a regular basis--is to put it in her butt.
Seriously though....
Just make sure you get a good 45 mins of foreplay in and lube well, or she won't want you to put it in her butt ever again.
Stick it in her butt then tell her you have an STD so she buck like a bronco. That fun for a while then donkey-punch iher in the sides of her head with both fists. Drag her unconsious body to the top of the stairs, stick it in her butt and her down like a toboggan.
does the op prove that longboarders are not skateboarders??? cause i dont know any skateboarder that would have that problem.. my solution is removed from everyone elses, but i'd say.. learn to skateboard.
ps. can we turn this into a longboarding vs skateboarding thread just for old times sake
pps. what sister is best for sliding?
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Re: put in in, and around her butt
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