sister

[big_loaf]

[moozooman]

my sister is completely ridiculous. She thought I took something of hers so she jumped on me and greatly aggravated my already injured back and worsened my serious ankle injury which almost required surgery. She is always taking my stuff because my parents wont interfere because she is perfect. They blame my injuries on longboarding because there perfect daughter could never hurt me. I dont want to get violent but i might have to. Any advice welcom

I'm not going to lie dude, I read this and LOL'D hard. I hope this is a joke, cause it's hilarious.

However if you're serious. That's even funnier.