Attitude adjustment

[mangels]

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a
little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.'

She did and said, 'These are too big.. I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try
these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said,
'Here- you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,
you never will.'

[Petary791]

WIN! I like how that ended, a lot.

[Moogleluvr]

Was not expecting that ending. Awesome.

[iidrum]

Yes.

10winsforfeminism

[WEEMANN27]

win
10char haha

[big_loaf]

You forgot the last line though:

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said,
'Here- you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,
you never will.'

Mike pondered Karens point, then replied with a quick right hook to the jaw, followed by:
"BITCH! GET IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK ME SOME GOD DAMN DINNER! AND I BEST NOT BE HEARIN' NONE OF THAT LIP AGAIN, 'ELSE YOU BE FEELIN' THE BACK O' MAH HAND!"

[mangels]

Did you see Chris Brown's new cookbook? "If she ain't cookin right, it's time to fight."