Relationship problems... ANYTHING GOES!

**srq_jeeves** · 06-23-2009 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by Barf

Yeah, I know. But thanks for caring.

Well Played, sir.
I will give you the clap.

**BUboarder** · 06-23-2009 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by srq_jeeves

Well Played, sir.
I will give you the clap.

i don't even want to know how you're gonna give him the clap.....

**srq_jeeves** · 06-23-2009 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by BUboarder

i don't even want to know how you're gonna give him the clap.....

Lol, I think you know exactly how I'm going to give him the clap.

Ask Massi. He knows what's up.
(Did that kid actually get hit or what?)

**Crappysurfer** · 06-23-2009 04:50 PM

since we're talking about the military and boyscouts i thought id bring this up

captain america, military super soldier and overgrown boyscout.
He's big, buff, handsome, kills people-but he still cant get the babes.

Tony Stark on the other hand is an asshole, alcoholic, super genius and iron man...
he gets more babes than captain america will in his life

**Barf** · 06-23-2009 05:00 PM

[QUOTE=srq_jeeves;1297590235]Lol, I think you know exactly how I'm going to give him the clap.
[QUOTE]

If your real name is Megan Fox, then we're cool, I'd accept a case of the clap for that. Otherwise, I think I'll pass.

**Whoa.there.tiger.** · 06-23-2009 11:33 PM

I know I could get flamed for this, but if you were a 19 almost 20 year old, would you nail a SMOKIN' hot swimmer with the LONNNNG legs even if she just turned 17? (she has made it clear she wants it, and Its not like I've been pursuing this, since its jailbait)
inquiring minds want to know

**CRASS** · 06-24-2009 03:19 AM

**Ghost of York** · 06-24-2009 06:27 AM

Originally Posted by Whoa.there.tiger.

I know I could get flamed for this, but if you were a 19 almost 20 year old, would you nail a SMOKIN' hot swimmer with the LONNNNG legs even if she just turned 17? (she has made it clear she wants it, and Its not like I've been pursuing this, since its jailbait)
inquiring minds want to know

Whoooooah! We're going to need details here sonny.

**pepperdro** · 06-24-2009 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Whoa.there.tiger.

I know I could get flamed for this, but if you were a 19 almost 20 year old, would you nail a SMOKIN' hot swimmer with the LONNNNG legs even if she just turned 17? (she has made it clear she wants it, and Its not like I've been pursuing this, since its jailbait)
inquiring minds want to know

not gonna lie... she just turned 17, your only 20, isn't the statute of limitations something like 3 years? 3 years isn't a big age difference after 18. do what your life can afford... just don't get caught in bull crap!

**srq_jeeves** · 06-24-2009 11:27 AM

It's like a floating bar.

She can be 17 if you're under 23. Something about consent.

If she likes you. Do it.

If you don't, someone else will. Trust me.

**Archy** · 06-24-2009 11:43 AM

If you don't owe it to yourself, tiger, then you owe it to all the old men in the world for whom the uncrossable line is all too clear. There's no regret like the regret of not having defiled a seventeen year old swimmer girl.

**Khonsu** · 06-24-2009 12:20 PM

^ I smell trouble.

**pepperdro** · 06-24-2009 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Khonsu

^ I smell trouble.

nope that's just testosterone...

**Ghost of York** · 06-24-2009 12:47 PM

So...I'm usually not one to voice my problems regarding females...

EDIT: I don't feel like saying anything.

Women disappoint me and bother me right now. Ugh.

**pepperdro** · 06-24-2009 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Ghost of York

So...I'm usually not one to voice my problems regarding females...

EDIT: I don't feel like saying anything.

Women disappoint me and bother me right now. Ugh.

Join the club... I to the point where I don't even want to give them the time of day... If only they didn't have that magical thing that drives us into a mental retardation...

**BUboarder** · 06-24-2009 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by pepperdro

If only they didn't have that magical thing that drives us into a mental retardation...

cooking and cleaning skills?

**Ghost of York** · 06-24-2009 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by BUboarder

cooking and cleaning skills?

Mmm...those don't factor in quite as much.

**ACIDAARON** · 06-24-2009 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Whoa.there.tiger.

I know I could get flamed for this, but if you were a 19 almost 20 year old, would you nail a SMOKIN' hot swimmer with the LONNNNG legs even if she just turned 17? (she has made it clear she wants it, and Its not like I've been pursuing this, since its jailbait)
inquiring minds want to know

go for it. I'm a freshman in college, and i have a friend that is a freshman in high school. And it doesn't stop me...

Its not really jailbait, its not like you will get caught. Just don't do stuff in public.

**Largeboarder** · 06-24-2009 06:27 PM

Not to confuse people..My friend=Amanda,Amanda's Friend I like=Ana

Well,I don't know what to do..I actually like Amanda's best friend,Ana,and my friend was kinda talking about me to the girl(Or so I thought) and telling me info,such as what does she think of me etc..Until here OK,I was nice and liking the girl,one day I talked to her and she cut me off with the most stupid excuse I've ever seen,Ana said she needed to talk to Amanda 'coz Amanda was looking for her for along time,but actually I saw she talking to her about 2 minutes before.I stay a lil' down and talking to Amanda about it,but now what happened is that Amanda started liking me because of how well she knew me after I talked to her for a long time period about feelings and girls..Now I wonder if she actually SAID something to Ana about me or even told me the truth about what Ana said.Anyways,now I know why Ana won't stay with me even though she likes me and thinks I'm good looking,she won't do it because of Amanda.And I know well how pissed she'll be if I get Amanda.

What sucks is that I really like Ana.I actually impressed the wrong girl.

**ACIDAARON** · 06-24-2009 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Largeboarder

Not to confuse people..My friend=Amanda,Amanda's Friend I like=Ana

Well,I don't know what to do..I actually like Amanda's best friend,Ana,and my friend was kinda talking about me to the girl(Or so I thought) and telling me info,such as what does she think of me etc..Until here OK,I was nice and liking the girl,one day I talked to her and she cut me off with the most stupid excuse I've ever seen,Ana said she needed to talk to Amanda 'coz Amanda was looking for her for along time,but actually I saw she talking to her about 2 minutes before.I stay a lil' down and talking to Amanda about it,but now what happened is that Amanda started liking me because of how well she knew me after I talked to her for a long time period about feelings and girls..Now I wonder if she actually SAID something to Ana about me or even told me the truth about what Ana said.Anyways,now I know why Ana won't stay with me even though she likes me and thinks I'm good looking,she won't do it because of Amanda.And I know well how pissed she'll be if I get Amanda.

What sucks is that I really like Ana.I actually impressed the wrong girl.

That happened to me once, except, they got in a fight cause they both liked me. They haven't spoken to each other since.

Well, keep pursuing Ana, do something witty and/or sweet.