Relationship problems... ANYTHING GOES!

[Slops57]

go #### her senseless

in the good way

I agree. the best way to handle that situation is to finger bang his girlfriend then make him smell your fingers.

[WeekendxCarver]

I agree. the best way to handle that situation is to finger bang his girlfriend then make him smell your fingers.

sigged sir lol

[Slops57]

*bows graciously*

[BUboarder]

haha, alright, alright...i have to admit that i laughed. but seriously now, why do all you youngsters insist on diving headlong into situations that will only end messily for you? i just don't see the point in complicating your own life

i have friends who do these sorts of things, or jump into and out of relationships like they're the equivalent of getting new clothes, and i just shake my head...

[a_speck_of_dust]

which head?

[BUboarder]

which head?

hahahahaha..........


why am i so easily amused by that kind of humor?!

that exact same quip came to my mind after i typed that all out

[Slops57]

i have friends who do these sorts of things, or jump into and out of relationships like they're the equivalent of getting new clothes, and i just shake my head...

dude jumping in and out of relationships is what its all about. gotta rack up that body count before you have one ###### the rest of your life. plus if you don't date a lot of girls how will you find "the one"...and by that i mean the one that annoys you the least and you could see your self finally settling on.

[BUboarder]

plus if you don't date a lot of girls how will you find "the one"...and by that i mean the one that annoys you the least and you could see your self finally settling on.

uhhh...hang out? it's not hard

besides, i don't wanna invest my time and money and affection recklessly! sounds selfish and is, but why bother sometimes?

[Slops57]

uhhh...hang out? it's not hard

besides, i don't wanna invest my time and money and affection recklessly! sounds selfish and is, but why bother sometimes?

i guess by "date" i meant rail and never call again. sorry for any confusion.

[pepperdro]

i guess by "date" i meant rail and never call again. sorry for any confusion.

slops... first question... you in the military?

Second thing... HAHAHAHAHA! Been there, done that, gotten the clean bill of health afterwards. It's too dicey nowadays. Girls with the herp kill my boner.

[pepperdro]

uhhh...hang out? it's not hard

besides, i don't wanna invest my time and money and affection recklessly! sounds selfish and is, but why bother sometimes?

"You must spread more man mustard before giving some to BUbourder, again." sorry... I agree with you though!

[Ghost of York]

i guess by "date" i meant rail and never call again. sorry for any confusion.

News flash. You're head's on backwards .

[whatsisname6]

News flash. You're head's on backwards .

News flash. Your head's in your ass.

[wooden]

background story clif notes:

dated girl A in high school, broke up due to her moving about 30 minutes away, had nothing to do with either of us we just couldn't hang out often enough to call it a real relationship anymore. dated girl B last year for about 6 months, absolutely loved it. we decided to go on a break near the end of the year to make the transition to summer easier and wait for school to start up again to see what would happen.

so this summer i started sleeping with girl A again. grew attached to her, and by the end of the summer would've been perfectly content to date her. unfortunately, we go to different colleges about 5 hours apart. we never officially dated again but decided to call it an "unofficial open relationship." awesome, as far as i'm concerned.

enter girl B again. i'm back down in portland for school again and have hung out with her a couple times. today she told me she still loves me. i still have feelings for her but i'm tired of this jumping back and forth between home and school and therefore girl A and girl B. they know about each other, girl A knows i still have feelings for B, and B knows i was sleeping with A most of the summer.

i love them both to death, they're awesome people and i don't want to hurt either of them. at this point i'd rather stick with girl A because we have less in common and therefore things get interesting from time to time as opposed to always knowing what the other person is going to do/think/etc. probably has something to do with girl A enjoying sex more than B as well, although the sex with B was incredible as well...

whatever happened to polygamy?

[mikenike605]

background story clif notes:

dated girl A in high school, broke up due to her moving about 30 minutes away, had nothing to do with either of us we just couldn't hang out often enough to call it a real relationship anymore. dated girl B last year for about 6 months, absolutely loved it. we decided to go on a break near the end of the year to make the transition to summer easier and wait for school to start up again to see what would happen.

so this summer i started sleeping with girl A again. grew attached to her, and by the end of the summer would've been perfectly content to date her. unfortunately, we go to different colleges about 5 hours apart. we never officially dated again but decided to call it an "unofficial open relationship." awesome, as far as i'm concerned.

enter girl B again. i'm back down in portland for school again and have hung out with her a couple times. today she told me she still loves me. i still have feelings for her but i'm tired of this jumping back and forth between home and school and therefore girl A and girl B. they know about each other, girl A knows i still have feelings for B, and B knows i was sleeping with A most of the summer.

i love them both to death, they're awesome people and i don't want to hurt either of them. at this point i'd rather stick with girl A because we have less in common and therefore things get interesting from time to time as opposed to always knowing what the other person is going to do/think/etc. probably has something to do with girl A enjoying sex more than B as well, although the sex with B was incredible as well...

whatever happened to polygamy?

holy sh*t that is exactly kinda what happened with me this summer. Im dude A in this situation.

[BUboarder]

whatever happened to polygamy?

look around this thread and you'll see--

News flash. everyone's head's on backwards...

even mine, more often than i'd like to admit

additionally,

"You must spread more man mustard before giving some to BUbourder, again." sorry... I agree with you though!

i'm not entirely sure i want some of your...uh...man mustard, thanks. generous of you though! 'preciate the thought

haha

[Slops57]

slops... first question... you in the military?

Second thing... HAHAHAHAHA! Been there, done that, gotten the clean bill of health afterwards. It's too dicey nowadays. Girls with the herp kill my boner.

yea unfortunately. im getting out soon tho. right now i live in japan where there is a plethra of jap-a-ho's.

[frankie18]

i just found out the coolest & best looking girl i talk to has a bf. for 13 months. this was after i busted out a silverfish pick up line on her (the one that goes "her: oh, i have a boyfriend.--me: i have a goldfish--her:umm...what the hell?--me: oh, i thought we were talking about things that didnt matter." lol) fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[engebo_kelsey]

ok, here's my dilemma, and i will use names, because not only are they generic, but neither longboard or come anywhere near this forum.

i used to work with adam, and started partying with him, and continue to drink with him now even though he got fired. i met chelsey at a party at adam's apartment. i don't know how long they've been friends, but i'm pretty sure it's been awhile and i think/thought they were good friends. as i hang out more with adam, i realize that even though he has a gf, he still hits on other girls and i'm pretty sure he does stuff with them, despite what he says. he claims to be loyal and loving to and of his gf. chelsey is single and i had/have a crush on her. she doesn't see a "romantic connection" between us, but we're still pretty close. when chelsey isn't around, adam openly says she's a whore and that all you need to do is give her a little attention and you're in. whenever they drink together, he always ends up being a dick to her, and i know that he doesn't respect her at all.

i'm torn. adam has been my friend longer, and is a fun guy to be around, but chelsey is really cool and i don't like what he says about her. i want to tell her what's going on so she can hopefully do something about it. please help guys. i'm completely lost on what to do.

[Largeboarder]

Now you have to judge.. If your friendship is worth more than the girl.

Or you can talk to the girl and try to keep things in low profile untile everything calms down.