Relationship problems... ANYTHING GOES!

[engebo_kelsey]

today in class i threw a piece of paper at this girl i like that said "youre really cute : ) "

i missed and it hit the fat chick sitting next to her in the head.

#### my ####### life. oh well, i ordered a forge so its all good

that seriously just made my day

Why the hell do we always come back to that first lady that you have always had a crush on?

that is a very good question. i had finally managed to convince myself that i would never again date my friend alex, whom i have had a huge crush on since the first time we dated, four years ago. her dad confessed to me that while he likes her current boyfriend, he doesn't think that he's right for her and wishes that she would be with me again. i think my mom agrees, but she wouldn't ever tell me that. i completely agree, and am back to struggling with accepting that it isn't likely to happen

[Ghost of York]

York has a point. You are definitely young enough that you shouldn't even be stressing about stuff like that. Best thing for you to do is go with the flow. If the guy seems like a liar, stop talking to him. If your girl sounds like she's lying, stop talking to her. Do you live in a small town? That crap happens alot here, too. People that I don't even know, know everything that happened between my ex and I. Just ignore it, and keep on trucking.

Pepper, aka my alter-ego, you've got it right again.

today in class i threw a piece of paper at this girl i like that said "youre really cute : ) "

i missed and it hit the fat chick sitting next to her in the head.

#### my ####### life. oh well, i ordered a forge so its all good

Just died laughing. Thanks for sharing that.

[Archy]

Ever since I stopped lurking in this thread I don't have any more relationship problems.

Correlation? Causation?

[pepperdro]

Ever since I stopped lurking in this thread I don't have any more relationship problems.

Correlation? Causation?

This thread makes you start to overanalyze everything that happens, so you come back for more... it's a never ending cycle...

[Largeboarder]

Well, I never dated her.. But the first time I hit on her I didn't know how to be a real man in the times of need so I got f*cked. I was also chubbier and smaller. Oh, and bald.

Now I use a New Era cap, I'm way slimmer and I have hair! I also got many subjects to talk about and this can be very helpful! ;D

[whatsisname6]

Why the hell do we always come back to that first lady that you have always had a crush on?

Ya man. This chick that I went to like, 1st grade with, is in my Geography class.

[a_speck_of_dust]

i dont know if this belongs in this thread, but here goes

i was out with my friend holly, shes got a perfectly fine ass. we were sitting on the black top waiting for the coach to quit bitching at us and alot of people were complaining how their butt hurts from the heat on the ground.

while i was checking out hollys ass she was complaining about her ass burning, so i sorta blurted out jokingly "your buns look pretty toasty, could i put my polish dog right between them?"

then coach got pissed and told me i could either do 3 miracle miles (12 laps around the track while running up and down 16 sets of stairs on the bleachers each lap) or i could go straight to the APs for sexual harassment. course i took the miles

holly just laughed at me the whole time.

#### my life. then again, this is probably the best week of my life so far

[Slops57]

i dont know if this belongs in this thread, but here goes

i was out with my friend holly, shes got a perfectly fine ass. we were sitting on the black top waiting for the coach to quit bitching at us and alot of people were complaining how their butt hurts from the heat on the ground.

while i was checking out hollys ass she was complaining about her ass burning, so i sorta blurted out jokingly "your buns look pretty toasty, could i put my polish dog right between them?"

then coach got pissed and told me i could either do 3 miracle miles (12 laps around the track while running up and down 16 sets of stairs on the bleachers each lap) or i could go straight to the APs for sexual harassment. course i took the miles

holly just laughed at me the whole time.

#### my life. then again, this is probably the best week of my life so far

Thats pretty awesome. She is totally into you dude. You should just walk up to her and tell her you are the clit commander.

[whatsisname6]

Thats pretty awesome. She is totally into you dude. You should just walk up to her and tell her you are the clit commander.

Then he'll run more miracle miles

[engebo_kelsey]

Then he'll run more miracle miles

as long as she's laughing, she's probably not pissed or offended, so who cares?

[wake]

to those that always seem to get placed in the friendzone: women already have a pussy.. they dont need another.

anyways, im having a bit of trouble. last year i became friends with this girl.. we got to the point of talking every day and having complete trust in eachother. eventually i started to like her, then love her. between january and febuary i lost 3 close friends at different times (one died in a car accident, one was accidentally shot by his brother, and the last one died of ovarian cancer).. i got really clingy to her because i didnt want to lose her.. anyways, eventually i pretty much wrecked our friendship. she was treating me horribly though.. i stopped talking to her in the beginning of may (i doubt she cared) and then in june she texted me to tell me another close friend of mine had died in a car accident the previous night (i had talked to him 2 hours before). we talked for a few days and then she started ignoring me and stuff. so i was an asshole because i was so angry for the way she had treated me that week and last few months. i stopped talking to her again.

last week i sent her a message on facebook being an asshole (thanking her for treating me like #### all those months) and the said she was sorry for never apologizing. then i sent a message that said "the last few times i've talked to you i've been an asshole.. i had go through some old messages to delete them and i read a few from you. one was a subtle insult, the others reminded me of being ignored. then i heard that song..

it wasnt right for me to say those things to you and it was immature of me.

i'd like for this not to end on bad terms so im sorry."

by "that song" i meant a song that she knows always reminds me of her.. anyways, she said "man, its alright. i mean i really am sorry. i was a very rude mean person last year for reasons unknown. and ya, im sorry.

and ya, that song is awesome =) "

i just said thanks for apologizing. she said npthing back.

my relationship problem is that i still love her.. a lot. i know she has changed back to who she was before because im friends with one of her friends.. do you guys know any way i can at least start talking to her again without sounding desperate or sounding like a pussy? my problem before was being an inconfident bitch, which is why nothing ever happened between us.. im not gonna be like that again though, i know how to get her. i just need help getting started..

please no "move on" or similar replies. ive tried moving on, ive tried dating other girls.. nothing..

btw sorry for grammar, spelling, or punctuation errors.. im posting from my zune because im grounded from pretty much everything.. my parents think my zune can only play music so they didnt take it away.

cliffnotes:
-girl and i become friends.
-three friends die. i get clingy.
-she starts ignoring me and treating me badly.
-i stop talking to her. doubt she cared
-another friend dies. girl talks to me.
-she starts ignoring me again. i say mean things, then i stop talking.
-i send message on fb being an asshole. she apologizes for not apologizing.
-i apologize for being an asshole, she apologizes for everything.
-i say thanks. she says nothing back.
-i still love her.. a lot.
-i need a way to start over again.


oh also, she has no idea at all that i still feel this way about her.

[a_speck_of_dust]

get a guitar, and play "that song"

always works

[wake]

get a guitar, and play "that song"

always works

well, that song is "hide and seek" by imogen heap.. so thats not really a possibility.

btw i edited my post with cliffnotes.

[a_speck_of_dust]

get a new girl

[Jerrdan]

well, that song is "hide and seek" by imogen heap.. so thats not really a possibility.

btw i edited my post with cliffnotes.

Dig the Cliffs Notes. Move on, she's not into you. If she IS she'll contact you. I say that all the time.


I'm sorry for your loses... that really, really, really sucks.

[wake]

get a new girl

please no "move on" or similar replies. ive tried moving on, ive tried dating other girls.. nothing..

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[wake]

Dig the Cliffs Notes. Move on, she's not into you. If she IS she'll contact you. I say that all the time.


I'm sorry for your loses... that really, really, really sucks.

thanks. it does suck. but its life..

i know shes not into me. but if i somehow started talking to her or something i know for sure that she would be.

[Jerrdan]

thanks. it does suck. but its life..

i know shes not into me. but if i somehow started talking to her or something i know for sure that she would be.

What a pimp. Why don't you just ask her to hang out?

[lizardbowl12]

ok here goes, heres the problem:
2 girls, one at my school and one in the town over. i like both of em a ton. and i cant decided which one. the one that goes to my school is like sorta quiet but can be wicked fun and stuff and i talk to her a lot when i see her in the halls and stuff. but idk if she likes me liek i like her and her friend who im good friends with is liek retarded so shes no help.
the other girl:
i know she likes me but she might be using me to get over her last ex...but i dont think she is but its still possible.i like her a lot too and shes more prone to "do stuff" but thats not really the issue.

they are both pretty goodlooking and have WICKED nice asses so its pretty even. the only difference is one lives closer tthan the other, but the one who lives closer is iffy about likeing me back....help?

[wake]

What a pimp. Why don't you just ask her to hang out?

hahah pimp?