Relationship problems... ANYTHING GOES!

[Archy]

Pass her around dude!

Seriously thought about it. But most of the guys over here last night were like 20, so they don't know how to ####. Though I suppose it would have been good practice for them.

[a_speck_of_dust]

show em how

[lizardbowl12]

show em how

10dittomother####er

[pepperdro]

I have been single for almost 8 months, and it's driving me nuts. I have a serious problem with being on my own. When I am not near my family, I feel lost without someone there to spend my time with, other than friends.

[Largeboarder]

Yeah! I'm finally enjoying my non falling for anyone/reel single life! Hitting on every girl I meet and thing, so cool!

[Jerrdan]

Yeah! I'm finally enjoying my non falling for anyone/reel single life! Hitting on every girl I meet and thing, so cool!

What a playa. Haha.
Isn't that beach in Spanish?

[lizardbowl12]

What a playa. Haha.
Isn't that beach in Spanish?

You are correct, sir!

[Jerrdan]

You are correct, sir!

SIR!


Can you believe this guy?!

I'm a lady!

[lizardbowl12]

SIR!


Can you believe this guy?!

I'm a lady!

My bad, i wasn't meaning you were a dude, its just a saying used by Alex Trebeck.

here have some rep.

[Jerrdan]

My bad, i wasn't meaning you were a dude, its just a saying used by Alex Trebeck.

here have some rep.

I must of missed that episode. Does he say that?

[lizardbowl12]

I must of missed that episode. Does he say that?

I think so... i don't know it might be Mcman. or someone else. i know its on some game show.

[Cann0n]

Seriously thought about it. But most of the guys over here last night were like 20, so they don't know how to ####. Though I suppose it would have been good practice for them.

LOL! I'm a bit rusty myself. My skills lack... I'd rather be skating than mating. At least the rashes caused by skating go away after a while...

Though, fat chicks are pretty fun, it's hard to progress on the DNA-Spreading Skills because.. well... rubbing their tits gets their jollies off. I'm not a fan of repetition either... But the good news is that I don't have friends to laugh at me for feeding a fatty some steak.

[frankie18]

Thats horribl








-y funny.

[pepperdro]

Yes Alex trebek does say "That is correct, sir".

After my little pity party earlier, I went to the gym and got my ass kicked... I feel better now.

[pennypusher]

Yup.

Id liek to get married eventually. I want some girl who's friggin perfect though. Who knows eh? Lol @ the Yandall reference and your rep comment.

what might seem perfect now may not be 5 or ten yrs from now.

I want some girl who's friggin perfect though

this is the problem,when you hold someone else to your standards of perfection you just set yourself up for disappointment when they dont meet your expectations.

acceptance and finding a good middle ground is key.

[WeekendxCarver]

LOL! I'm a bit rusty myself. My skills lack... I'd rather be skating than mating. At least the rashes caused by skating go away after a while...

Though, fat chicks are pretty fun, it's hard to progress on the DNA-Spreading Skills because.. well... rubbing their tits gets their jollies off. I'm not a fan of repetition either... But the good news is that I don't have friends to laugh at me for feeding a fatty some steak.

You sir are a winner and you get rep

[lizardbowl12]

You sir are a winner and you get rep

My thoughts exactly. a chubby chaser is always a top winner in my book of debauchery.

[a_speck_of_dust]

so theres this girl, i told her i liked her, then our history teacher moved seats for the end of the quarter, now we sit next to eachother! OMJAAAYYY

[lizardbowl12]

so theres this girl, i told her i liked her, then our history teacher moved seats for the end of the quarter, now we sit next to eachother! OMJAAAYYY

Lucky guy.

[Largeboarder]

so theres this girl, i told her i liked her, then our history teacher moved seats for the end of the quarter, now we sit next to eachother! OMJAAAYYY

Finally gave up on your ex now you friend's actual girlfriend, huh?