The only 24-hour grocery in town. It's like, people just go there to hang out. I saw a really cute mister at the self- checkout. I don't know if he was eying me up because I looked homeless, because I was staring at him.
That's what I get for dating a girl named Mindi... with two i's
I hope she has two "eyes" too.
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Well i wear a lot of hollister, some abercrombie, forever 21, aeropostle, express for men. Ya know, what the cool kids wear, so i guess you could say im a cheerleader.
Ohhh skateboarding, yeah i don't skate, its too dirty and boys do it. Boys have cooties.
Remember, we're riding on thin pieces of wood. We're fat asses and there's tons of stress. If you ride these skateboards how you're supposed to, things are going to happen to them.
i met a girl that had 4 sisters. she was really chill and we became pretty good freinds. I was there for her through a lot of drama and next thing u know were best freinds. then i start to like her, weird right? haha THEN i found out shes bi . started talking and she doesnt wanna RUIN our PERFECT freindship for a little sex and fun. now she has another best freind. totally. lame.
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today someone yelled at me to stop pushing mongo and threw a sandwich at me :(
I got this problem... I've been told many times by many people, including females, that I could easily hook-up with chicks of better quality. I used to be good at talking to chicks, but for some reason, since I moved to FL, I have not been able to talk to beautiful women.
I know what you are thinking: "how shallow of that pig to say that!" But it's true. Everyone who is single would prefer a more attractive partner. I'm tired of fat chicks. They don't fuel my sexual passion as much as ladies that actually maintain a healthy physique.
So, my problem is... has been since birth, I can't talk to hot chicks. I can barely talk to fat chicks...
What's a good, full-proof introduction I could use on a hot chick other than, "Hey, I'm Jack. What's your name? Those are cool shoes."
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update on my relationship crap. my girlfriends friend came down and she slept with him because she said she "couldnt control herself" so we broke up. and since then she has been coming to me crying saying that he doesnt want a relationship with her because she is so far away, I am concerned for her because I am still her best friend, but I lack actual sympathy because she is being shut out of a relationship like she did to me. this is a kinda crude retell of the actual story. but on the bright side, my friends roomate seems to be showing an intrest in me and she seems really nice, plus she is quite attractive. however I think I would be heading into this too quickly. if I start a new relationship I want to give this girl a fair chance without me getting jealous of the other girl and I also dont want her to be responsible for my recent emotional baggage. any suggestions or thoughts?
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i like to dress up like a plant and shoot my pollen load from my stamen at girls pistils while they are across the bed. we are chlorophyllies. don't hate.
What's a good, full-proof introduction I could use on a hot chick other than, "Hey, I'm Jack. What's your name? Those are cool shoes."
"Hey, hi, my dick just died, can i bury it in your ass?"
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if I start a new relationship I want to give this girl a fair chance without me getting jealous of the other girl and I also dont want her to be responsible for my recent emotional baggage. any suggestions or thoughts?
break up with her again
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I got this problem... I've been told many times by many people, including females, that I could easily hook-up with chicks of better quality. I used to be good at talking to chicks, but for some reason, since I moved to FL, I have not been able to talk to beautiful women.
I know what you are thinking: "how shallow of that pig to say that!" But it's true. Everyone who is single would prefer a more attractive partner. I'm tired of fat chicks. They don't fuel my sexual passion as much as ladies that actually maintain a healthy physique.
So, my problem is... has been since birth, I can't talk to hot chicks. I can barely talk to fat chicks...
What's a good, full-proof introduction I could use on a hot chick other than, "Hey, I'm Jack. What's your name? Those are cool shoes."
Sadly this may be the only problem that can't be solved by "sticking it in her butt"
try to find common ground. talk to who ever and say "hey, you have fantastic eyes." then talk bout w.e. you want.
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PS. silverfish has a dick like jesus, ps we have dicks like jesus
Sadly this may be the only problem that can't be solved by "sticking it in her butt"
try to find common ground. talk to who ever and say "hey, you have fantastic eyes." then talk bout w.e. you want.
Yeah... The girl to guy ratio in this particular place in FL sucks for dudes. I see one girl hanging with 3 guys... all the time.
Yeah... I'm just too chicken shit to talk to pretty girls... I used to not have a problem with rejection... but since I moved to a new state, I'm pretty solitary. I went 2 months without speaking last year. Just had no one to talk too.
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Yeah... The girl to guy ratio in this particular place in FL sucks for dudes. I see one girl hanging with 3 guys... all the time.
Yeah... I'm just too chicken shit to talk to pretty girls... I used to not have a problem with rejection... but since I moved to a new state, I'm pretty solitary. I went 2 months without speaking last year. Just had no one to talk too.
i hate to say i know the feeling its pretty messed you can really only dive right in
i hate to say i know the feeling its pretty messed you can really only dive right in
Yeah. I guess I will just go up to a girl and say, "I noticed you the other day and finally had the nerve to come up to you and introduce myself. I'm jack. Forgive me for being blunt but I must say, you have beautiful lips/eyes/smile/whatever."
If I can get a girl to laugh within the first two minutes, I'm in... I just get nervous... When I'm at home, a pack of cigs last me 5 days. When I'm in public, a pack will last me 5 hours.
Another problem I have... I just don't listen. If it's not about skate boarding or a bowl we are about to smoke, I just don't care...
60% of human communication is done with body language. I keep that in mind too.
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just dont think about it. Solid, structured planning like that can really hurt you if it goes wrong. Just treat her normal, but tell her how you actualy feel about her. If she laughs/doesnt run away your g2g.
Now i need to apply that logic to my life haha...
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I am referred to as a "Bottom" but I don't know what that means. I overheard my cellmate saying that to his friends.:-k
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. started talking and she doesnt wanna RUIN our PERFECT freindship for a little sex and fun. now she has another best freind. 
totally. lame.
all her sisters are HOOOOOOT, (underage) but im not 18 yet.... 
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