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    Bingo.

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    Last edited by Archy; 05-25-2009 at 10:06 AM.
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    Are you implying that I'm a dick?!
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    and when did dude ever specifically refer to the male gender.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Archy View Post
    Mmmm. Zaftig.
    Archy, MOT?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jayordan.b View Post
    Google says that's not necessarily bad.
    It is not, at all. As I age I notice that the really skinny women as they get older and gain weight, for the most part do not handle it as well as a woman with a little meat on her bones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by revzack View Post
    Archy, MOT?
    MOT enough to have an insatiable appetite for young shiksas. But not enough, apparently, to know what MOT is without looking it up at urbandictionary.
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    Are you implying that I'm a dick?!
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    and when did dude ever specifically refer to the male gender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by revzack View Post
    It is not, at all. As I age I notice that the really skinny women as they get older and gain weight, for the most part do not handle it as well as a woman with a little meat on her bones.
    It's easier to accept things like that when you've had a lifetime of it. At the age of 16 I've had to accept the fat that I will never, ever be a size 3 again, I will never weigh 125 again, and jean shopping will always, always make you cry.
    I'm not fat. I'm not skinny. I'm curvy, which is not interchangeable with fat or obese, as a lot of fat people like to believe. I find that terribly offensive. If you weigh 230 pounds, you are not curvy unless you are 6' 5". I don't really know how that would pan out.

    I've always had a butt. In fact, I've been known for my butt since I was in middle school.

    Anyway.

    I'm going kayaking in my pajamas.

    AND Urbandictionary is a beautiful thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spicysmoke View Post
    That sucks! Atleast he's an ex-boyfriend and not current. Sounds like to many of the dudes that are out there, they give good guys a bad name.

    As for your divorce kid thing, not true! my parents are split, and im fine apart from the usual crap here and there, so are a bunch of my friends. the most screwed up people i know, no wait not the most, but quite screwed up people, have happy family lives. No doubt divorce can screw kids up, but it definitely doesnt mess everybody. For example, my family is full of divorce, my parents, both of their parents, aunties and uncles, there's more unhappy then happy relationships, but im relatively normal and am in a good relationship with someone super cool (okay so her parents are together).

    Dont judge people on their background cause different people deal with situations in different ways. One thing may screw somebody for life, while the same thing happening to a different person may make them stronger.
    Do you get like, a bajillion X-masses???
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    Hey guys i have a kind of important question to ask.

    okay so im 12 and i like this girl.

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    haha used to be a bit like that but my dads been in the states/china for the past couple years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayordan.b View Post
    Good. I'm totally sick of boys with vaginas. I find it repulsive. I mean, I only cry once every three months, and it's usually when I'm, you know, pmsing.
    haha, I have to say, it grosses me out as well. Especially chicks with wieners...
    "Do it until it hurts, then go out and do it some more. Eventually the pain will stop."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archy View Post
    MOT enough to have an insatiable appetite for young shiksas. But not enough, apparently, to know what MOT is without looking it up at urbandictionary.
    Unfair, I can't get on urban dictionary from work computers.... translation anyone?!
    "Do it until it hurts, then go out and do it some more. Eventually the pain will stop."
    Quote Originally Posted by Archy
    "this guy is gonna knock me up then go out and kill a mastodon and bring its heart back to feed our babies."
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    Quote Originally Posted by pepperdro View Post
    Unfair, I can't get on urban dictionary from work computers.... translation anyone?!
    Member of the Tribe, a colloquial term for Jews.

    I love Google.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayordan.b View Post
    Member of the Tribe, a colloquial term for Jews.

    I love Google.
    I don't think that's it hahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by DuckyBoarder View Post
    Hey guys i have a kind of important question to ask.

    okay so im 12 and i like this girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatsisname6 View Post
    I don't think that's it hahaha
    I think it is. If it's not, my idea fits really, really well with this conversation.

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    it is

    10mots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayordan.b View Post
    Member of the Tribe, a colloquial term for Jews.

    I love Google.
    Sweet.... Jews are cool... sometimes...
    "Do it until it hurts, then go out and do it some more. Eventually the pain will stop."
    Quote Originally Posted by Archy
    "this guy is gonna knock me up then go out and kill a mastodon and bring its heart back to feed our babies."
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    subscribing here for the time being. But this weekend is prom weekend so i'll probably have all kinds of relationships form and break and have a lot to deal with afterwards......so i'll be back!

    wdyt?
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    I'm going to fuck you in the dick while you suck my ass

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    It's so cute to see you kiddies figgering it all out...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerrdan View Post
    Are you implying that I'm a dick?!
    Quote Originally Posted by blackantz 915 View Post
    and when did dude ever specifically refer to the male gender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayordan.b View Post
    Good. I'm totally sick of boys with vaginas. I find it repulsive. I mean, I only cry once every three months, and it's usually when I'm, you know, pmsing.
    Dayum
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    girls in leathers = hottttttttt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayordan.b View Post
    Good. I'm totally sick of boys with vaginas. I find it repulsive. I mean, I only cry once every three months, and it's usually when I'm, you know, pmsing.
    I had a girlfriend, that did not bother telling me she only had periods once every 6 months, kept taking the pill. After a while, when she never told me it was that time of the month and we had to stop, I started to get worried. Finally, I asked, and thank g-d it was because of the medicine and not a bun in the oven.
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    My "friend" (I don't really have friends that I like, I just sometimes hang out so I can socialize) keeps trying to set me up a loser. It's happened before, by other people. Right now it's a plumber that drinks and smokes a lot. I've never been drunk in my life, and smoke really hurts my sinuses. I'm starting to think I'm absolutely disgusting.

    But then I remember that I'm not THAT disgusting. I'm funny, moderately intelligent, fun to be around, and if I'm not being a sloth I can be okay looking.

    Quote Originally Posted by revzack View Post
    Finally, I asked, and thank g-d it was because of the medicine and not a bun in the oven.
    That's such a weird euphemism. I'm glad you didn't have any unwanted buns in any ovens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayordan.b View Post
    My "friend" (I don't really have friends that I like, I just sometimes hang out so I can socialize) keeps trying to set me up a loser. It's happened before, by other people. Right now it's a plumber that drinks and smokes a lot. I've never been drunk in my life, and smoke really hurts my sinuses. I'm starting to think I'm absolutely disgusting.

    But then I remember that I'm not THAT disgusting. I'm funny, moderately intelligent, fun to be around, and if I'm not being a sloth I can be okay looking.
    Come up to Alaska in the next year, you will be one of the hottest women here, hands down. Then you can just run around and take your pick!
    "Do it until it hurts, then go out and do it some more. Eventually the pain will stop."
    Quote Originally Posted by Archy
    "this guy is gonna knock me up then go out and kill a mastodon and bring its heart back to feed our babies."
    TEAM WDYT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayordan.b View Post
    ...right now it's a plumber that drinks and smokes a lot. I've never been drunk in my life, and smoke really hurts my sinuses. I'm starting to think I'm absolutely disgusting.

    But then I remember that I'm not THAT disgusting. I'm funny, moderately intelligent, fun to be around, and if I'm not being a sloth I can be okay looking.
    don't you settle...don't you dare. maybe you should look at the fact that you put " " around friend. that says something.

    ps smoking cigs is disgusting. and being drunk's not all it's cracked up to be either

    do your own thing, stick to your guns, and don't worry about what anyone else thinks of you. you'll be happier with yourself

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