Relationship problems... ANYTHING GOES!

[Jerrdan]

Posts in Anything Goes don't count.

Anyways... I really like this girl, but she likes a gay kid. Maybe I should be posting this in the FML thread... *sigh*

Heh? You could do it like they do in the movies. Pretend you're gay! She'll find out you really aren't gay after she gets really close to you , and then you just have to do something really sweet. You'll make up, and BAM! Together forever.

Aren't you in school?

[whatsisname6]

Heh? You could do it like they do in the movies. Pretend you're gay! She'll find out you really aren't gay after she gets really close to you , and then you just have to do something really sweet. You'll make up, and BAM! Together forever.

Aren't you in school?

Hell no.
Got out last week.

[ibombhills]

Thanks. Will do. I think i'm going to talk to my doctor about my sleep issues, too.

lol could be worse,

did you hit your head while DHing? mabey thats whats up?

[Ghost of York]

Quoted for truth. I live up here, I know. Guys would never leave you alone. You could be a hairy, one eyed, mongoloid woman, and you would still have at least 3 or 4 guys hitting on you... They are just that kind of breed up here.

Dag, that's slightly frightening. lol

[CarlTheSmokingCrab]

My girlfriend has been on the pill for a while, and we still use protection (most of the time? and if we don't, i pull out)

but her period is a day late I'm stressing

[Blix]

My girlfriend has been on the pill for a while, and we still use protection (most of the time? and if we don't, i pull out)

but her period is a day late I'm stressing

One day late? Lol, don`t worry. Try three weeks late, then you`ll worry!

And his name is Dennis, 8 years old now.

Btw, it will always seem too early to have kids, you just can`t prepare for it. While I was scared shitless when it went down, I`m not regretting it for a second. I`m not with the mother of my son anymore, but we have a good tone between us and it`s working out without any problems.

[Jerrdan]

My girlfriend has been on the pill for a while, and we still use protection (most of the time? and if we don't, i pull out)

but her period is a day late I'm stressing

Oh daaawg. Don't worry. When I was on the pill my p-rod would come like 3 or 4 days late ALL the time. If I took it at a different time, or if I had a lot of grapefruit ... late.



Besides, babies are so CUTE.

[Delta]

if you have a child i will purchase it.

[whatsisname6]

We should have an auction

[HerBDerb]

We should have an auction

Starting bid: $10!

[Shiyuchi]

Speaking of periods.

[Steve D.]

hahah uterus hertz, great!

[Shimotakimas]

Holy shat thats witty gotta love physics

[CRASS]

last chick i hooked up with for a few months had the missed period thing on the pill and all that...

i didnt get worried till it was like a month late, and after he lieing about how she was gonna go to the doc and everything else for a week she was like "oh, i got my period and its super brutal". so im all relieved and im like "well thats good" and she was like, yeah, i just got blackout wasted for a few days in a row and kept punching myself in the stomach.


You murdered my kid, you whore!!

[Archy]

Typical. I don't look at this thread for a few days and I miss the pre-sale on jayordan's baby.

[Ghost of York]

Starting bid: $10!

I'll up your bid to $15.

[Delta]

i'll trade you my first-born for yours?

no hardware just kid for kid.

[dozerdoggie]

I'll up your bid to $15.

there are some variables we have to factor before we start to dabble in the sale of children over the internet.

[srq_jeeves]

Typical. I don't look at this thread for a few days and I miss the pre-sale on jayordan's baby.

Sig'd.

10jordanbabies.

[whatsisname6]

Can I get $20? $20 anyone?
Going once, going twice...