Silverfish Beauty Contest Summer '09

[Jonathon Schumaker]

What's euchre?!


Ahaha, gotchyou! I know what it is. Nobody ever knows what euchre is.



Oh, I was on my mom and dad's computer, and I found this strange, old photo of myself.


It's the closest thing to photoshopable I could find but I only looked for a couple minutes.

It's not like I really was good or wanted to play the game, you just have to or be shunned. I am from Michigan and apparently it's synonymous with euchre.


Speaking about the High School Musical thingy... I have gotten that many times before and I am not sure if it is a good thing or a bad thing. I am straight, but looking like a guy from the movies can't be a totally bad thing right?

P.S. You obviously are not ugly or even remotely average; I would consider you attractive. Also, you have many good qualities going for you including friendly, talkative, pretty, and approachable. So, I think you need to start looking at yourself in a better light, which in turn will cause yourself to be much happier. Confidence is a major plus in girls.

[TM_Cruzer]

all ya gotta do is be a friendly person.i've learned that just because you get number doesn't mean you'll get a date. so what you do is ask her on a date first.

Very true. Very true.

[ShaggyIan4]

My friend Shana and I at Cervantes Masterpiece.

[DHBM]

You are?
How is that? Annoying?

ya, it is quite so.

[SgtSparkles]

Haha, oh man. I have the worst self-esteem. I had a boyfriend for a year in the photo, and he didn't want to be seen in public with me, so he wouldn't go. He had really, really bad acne and two really small front teeth. I never get hit on. People stare at me at the beach, but never get hit on. Maybe like, three times. That's it. One was a giant at 6' 11" and he made somebody steal my gymshirt out of my locker in 8th grade, one guy circled around my kiosk at the mall for like, 20 minutes and asked for a myspace (people do this?), and one asked me if I would make out with him, and when I said no he told me I was ugly.

.

thats cause guys in MI have no taste...duh

[whatsisname6]

ya, it is quite so.

Dammit, Jim.

[green]

SO i just found some horribly embarasing pictures of me from last night.

I literally laughed out loud after seeing every one of these pictures, and some i dont remember.





My favorite of course ^^

[Colton]

fuck you im straightedge

[green]

Might as well post these too. So bad.

[CaptainBass]

SO i just found some horribly embarasing pictures of me from last night.



My favorite of course ^^

I got you beat! Haha.

[Bruce22]

as much as I .love longboarding.... im a park rat snowboarder at heart

[DHBM]

my gf and I

[Largeboarder]

Some more I got.. And I got pics of my cousin,2 year old longboarder!

Bad Hair Day


He never takes the helmet off!

[CRASS]

things to know:

i shaved my head with a razor today

im drunk in this pic

no, i didnt lose a tooth.

[srq_jeeves]

^

I can't think of it.


It'll come to me.

[Jonathon Schumaker]

He never takes the helmet off!

Is he "special"?

[Largeboarder]

Is he "special"?

No, he doesnt have any mental issue. He just likes his helmet, and don't ask me why because he's just 2 years old. Oh,and he prefers my Pro-Tec than my Aero helmet.

[srq_jeeves]

No, he doesnt have any mental issue. He just likes his helmet, and don't ask me why because he's just 2 years old. Oh,and he prefers my Pro-Tec than my Aero helmet.

Lol,

It's his extreme adventure hat.
Why would he ever take it off?

[SeanML]

downhillbomberman, you frighten me in much the same way Gary Busey frightens me.

[srq_jeeves]

downhillbomberman, you frighten me in much the same way Gary Busey frightens me.

holy ####, that's who he looks like.

A young, sober Gary Busey.