This section has been claimed by CANADA! since we are pretty much international.
Here are some little known facts about CANADA, the new owners of this area.
-Beavers are small woodland creatures with tails for making damns out of DRIFT WOOD and mud. The beaver normally doesnt eat through trees but it can. (Its one of those lazy woodlanders)
-Moose are bigger than you. A peice of advice, when driving: Avoid the moose at ALL COST!
-We have the best maple syurp around, and what else is maple? oh yeah skateboards GOOOOOO CANADA!
Candian Maple is in high demand!
-We have poutine. NOT DISCO FRIES..... poutine, a bastardized union between french fries, cheese curds and beef gravy!
-Were like the 3rd largest country or something, i think china is bigger. You could fit at least a few englands in us, maybe spain too.
-we arent all that polite, but we try.
-Aboot.... yeah we say it, so do people from michigan, or miiiiiinnnnsssooooottttaaa.
Eh? Thats a complete sentance here.
we got public health care... its not that good, but its FREE (kind of)
we have public education here too.... as from my spelling you can see it isnt THAT great, but it does the job
We got K-rimes,Jim-z,Mike Brooke, Landy,Kebbek,Fullbag and many more....
Toronto is not the capital of Canada. Ottawa is, they are sick sliders. If you happen to meet Auger, just watch the dude skate....(INSANE)
We have a city that sounds like a female reproductive organ... but with a R
We dont take many things seriously, we smoke pot, we drink beer.... (its actually kind of a rude gift if you bring coors light or budwiser to a party)
its legal for women to walk around topless in toronto (but they never do)
what else is not known about canada?
nobody actually blames canada, but its funny when you sing the song anyways.
Our political leaders get pies thrown at them.... thats aboot it.
Jersey is like Toronto , but with less New Yorkers.
In just about all your favorite movies... From police academy to resident evil2 to the new hulk movie. most were actually filmed in toronto. it gets really annoying when it says NEW YORK in sub titles and you see your bus stop/School/the longest paved road in the world. or the skydome in the back of the shot.(oh half baked was filmed in T.O too hahaahha)
What is this all about? no reason, I just wanted to make Ebasil read all that pointless noneless. Just to waste his time.
And here for your enjoyment are mel gibson and harrison ford
and theres flin flon, moose jaw, swift current, and tatersville
what a country we live in
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-Were like the 3rd largest country or something, i think china is bigger. You could fit at least a few englands in us, maybe spain too.
i believe were the second largest, and you could fit england in southern ontario, in all of canada you could probably fit a few thousand of them you could get the entire european union in here a few times
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hey now, not all michigaNIANS say aboot...only those from hooton, iron moontain, and a few other citys in da UP.
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Canada is nice, but Alabama is nice also. To compare:
"Beavers are small woodland creatures with tails for making damns out of DRIFT WOOD and mud. The beaver normally doesnt eat through trees but it can. (Its one of those lazy woodlanders)"
We have them here also.
-"Moose are bigger than you. A peice of advice, when driving: Avoid the moose at ALL COST!"
No Moose, but deer. They will also wreck your car. When I got home last night there was approximately 10 of them in my front yard.
"We have the best maple syurp around,"
We make cane syrup. Once a year there is a syrup soppin festival, it's about as woo-hoo redneck as it gets.
"and what else is maple? oh yeah skateboards GOOOOOO CANADA!"
Candian Maple is in high demand!"
Damn straight, I order that #### right out of Canada, we love your wood.
"We have poutine. NOT DISCO FRIES..... poutine, a bastardized union between french fries, cheese curds and beef gravy!"
I wouldn't brag about poutine, sorry but I've been to Canada and had it. We go for chili instead.
-"we arent all that polite, but we try."
That's not true, I thought people there were really nice. I love Canadians, the only country with friendlier people is Australia, and it mostly just seems that way because their girls are all hot.
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Eh? Thats a complete sentance here."
Here it's "yep". or "Gawwwwwd damn". Just say it slow.
"we got public health care... its not that good, but its FREE (kind of)
we have public education here too.... as from my spelling you can see it isnt THAT great, but it does the job"
Our health care sucks unless you have a job and insurance. Then it's the best. But the poor people here are screwed. Oz has the best working system. Our education depends on where you live, I guess Alabama is around #47 of the 50 states. Luckily I wasn't educated here.
"We have a city that sounds like a female reproductive organ... but with a R"
We have a town called Climax.
"We dont take many things seriously, we smoke pot, we drink beer.... "
So do we.
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"Jersey is like Toronto , but with less New Yorkers"
You mean New Jersey? I think it's more like Toronto's garbage dump. At least the parts I've been to, wich are just outside NYC and in Atlantic City. Perhaps the rest is nicer, I'm sure it is.
Funny thing, went I went to Australia I met a couple that told me how much they like the song sweet home Alabama. I told them it was funny, because I was much more fond of AC/DC and they looked at me like I was a freak. You guys ha
Canada Claims This Land
Re: Canada Claims This Land
amen my canadian brother, come on over to my igloo ya hoser and lets celebrate with a coo roo coo coo coo cooo and some brews
you could get the entire european union in here a few times
