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A cat. I thought it would run out of my way so i kept running my lane, but it ended up running at me =\. I had to bust into a toeside predrift to get out of its way...
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today i was riding indian school ditch and i almost hit hwat looked to be a pile of #### and onother time i was riding the course for campus pusher and s dog decided to take a dump right in the middle of it...
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Because Original Skateboards are the best carving boards EVER made!!! Its super fun.
Nothing can beat its turning capabilities. Nothin. NOTHING!!
it can turn like a fuken ripstick.......
lol when i first practiced coleman's i tended to try easing into them since i was too afraid of just swinging the board around. unfortunately, my wheels decided to not break traction once, and i completely nutted myself on the stop sign at the corner of my hill.
...thankfully, no boards were harmed in this tragic incident.
the other day i was pushing uphill and without knowing it i pushed in some dog poo then put my foot on my board. now there is a big poo stain on my grip tape. not cool. clean up after your dog poos in the middle of the road people!
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a while back a bunch of us were headed to the garages,we were pushing each other around & goofing off when I shuved this guy I didn't even know into a parked cop car and he dented the fender in & ended up on the hood.well none of us stayed to see if he was ok.he went back to his car and met us at the garges,thenhe had the nerve to take a swing at me.what a jerk(me)
I was riding down hill when a woman on a cellphone driving a NEW Audi S5 not paying attention cross my path i had to jump off the board into the grass she looked at me and laught " B*tch"
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been riding through swarms of nats, haven't done this since the motorcycle days.
ran a worm over today, stuck to the wheel and flipped up onto the front of the board. had to use leaves to pick it off. stuck like a mo fo. yuck. also got a big, juicy grass hopper today. was just minding its own business and i didn't see it in time. squish all over the right front grapeyape. another yuck. over all a pretty good five miles, no oh shlts, a couple close ones, but no oh shlts.
I ate five bugs in one day, i felt like crap later.
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funny that you said that, i got owned last night by a patch of nats.
i pretty much ate a mouthful of them
mouth full and a half
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things here are different now. when i road a fatboy the mouth would be held wide open to catch as many as possible. just have to act bad to the bone on a harley
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