strangest thing you've ever crashed/almost crashed into?

[melifont monk]

^^^
string, thats not a bad thing, thats a "challenge"....

[jackyboy12]

I almost slammed into a mailbox once. I bombed a hill on a mini and wiped out.

[B-rad]

There is a healthy population of squirrels where I live. They always seem to appear at the most lethal of moments. I've also had many run ins with various decesed squirrel bodies and pieces of squirrel bodies. Sometimes they're so spread out over the road it's unavoidable.

[dwleonhardt]

A Pink Escalade almost ran me over because the person ran a stop sign. PINK ESCALADE!!!!

[Nelsonn]

Prolly a deer, or a skunk, or a pile of glowsticks, or those guys in gorilla suits.

[MetalFace69]

a cake.

happy birthday.

[grimmplanet]

a caribou, it was really mad after that

[igotscars]

I hit a drag queen in little 5 points one time. I almost got my ass kicked too. She was a beast!

[engebo_kelsey]

pinecones. #### pinecones

[Pleinair]

Just today, I hit roadkill.
It was all flat and it was still slimy so I lost traction for a second

[J-rukus]

A quail, one time a snake and almost rabbit

[nicthekid220]

a tampon... YUCK!

condom
10char

[threefingerflick]

One time i was going pretty fast and a cat jumped in front of me and i hit it with my shin.

[dhk33]

a drexel engineering student

[urbanasultvehicleuav]

a black kid in a wheel chair! 550 points! but recently i was bombing this huge hill on my dhr (rip) and those damn drifty flyy wheels drifted me right into a guard rail!!!! another time i was sliding and i fell and my board flew up and hit soem pick up truck!

[dhk33]

a kid in a wheel chair! 550 points! but recently i was bombing this huge hill on my dhr (rip) and those damn drifty flyy wheels drifted me right into a guard rail!!!! another time i was sliding and i fell and my board flew up and hit soem pick up truck!

fixed that for you

[urbanasultvehicleuav]

Seems hitting/Almost hitting dogs is a pretty common thing for skateboarders....

I myself was skating down a residential street a while back, went by a house with some lady and her insane dog. Well, to make a long story short, the dog exploded out of the yard and chased me at full speed down the road barking and snarling....I turn around and see him, jump off my board, pick it up and start swinging at the dogs head. The woman just stood there and watched as I and her dog fought in the street.

I managed to get the dog to leave me alone, then I proceeded to yell to the lady "Hey keep your ###### crazy dog on a leash or inside a fence like the local ordinance says and this #### wouldn't happen" then I left.

So yeah, I did almost hit a dog with my board, Just in self defense

same thing happened to me accept when i went to pikc my board up i rolled over my fingers! man right on the joints of em, haha they were purple for like a month after that, i ended up kicking that dog in the face and getting up and banging on the owners door who said "you should have been more careful" people these days...

[nugpop68]

a kid in a wheel chair! 550 points! but recently i was bombing this huge hill on my dhr (rip) and those damn drifty flyy wheels drifted me right into a guard rail!!!! another time i was sliding and i fell and my board flew up and hit soem pick up truck!

fixed that for you

Good call. However the handicapped may still take offense.

[coercive]

a kid in a chair! 550 points! but recently i was bombing this huge hill on my dhr (rip) and those damn drifty flyy wheels drifted me right into a guard rail!!!! another time i was sliding and i fell and my board flew up and hit soem pick up truck!

Properly fixed.

also, worms. my wheels kicked the wormbits up onto my board. worm entrails stained my griptape. worst day ever.

[SeanML]

I hit a bee square in the face the other day. Got stuck in my helmet strap, scared the crap outta me.