strangest thing you've ever crashed/almost crashed into?

[That1guy2]

A rope. Not so strange right? Yeah, except someone tried to lasso me with it.

[Largeboarder]

A couple of kids in gravity cars. It was weird.

[B-rad]

A rope. Not so strange right? Yeah, except someone tried to lasso me with it.

The exact same thing happened to me a while back, actually made me eat ####. I was like WTF I don't even know you. Too bad they ran off, they were about to find out what trucks to the face feels like.

[That1guy2]

The exact same thing happened to me a while back, actually made me eat ####. I was like WTF I don't even know you. Too bad they ran off, they were about to find out what trucks to the face feels like.

Yeah. I know right. I think it's hilarious now..but if the dude had made me eat it i would have been pretty ####in pissed

[camlyks2lb]

well i nearly ran over my girlfriends legs once, i managed to coleman to stop before I hit her and about 3 of her friends, so no biggee.

[MJKam11]

A plastic bag that caught around my back wheels and made me slide out and fall and a few cockroaches. I've also walked into the front of a Chevy Astro-Van when I was talking to my friend walking up our slide hill.

[Largeboarder]

well i nearly ran over my girlfriends legs once, i managed to coleman to stop before I hit her and about 3 of her friends, so no biggee.

LOL

I just can't stop imagining how fun would be 130mm Flys over your girlfriend's legs.

[alberty]

LOL

I just can't stop imagining how fun would be 130mm Flys over your girlfriend's legs.

Uh, I guess if fun is hospital bills and possible dumpage?

Are there actually 130mm Flys? I thought they only go up to 97mm

[Buddywolfe]

i think crappysurfer hit a baby bear and was attacked by the mother. I don't know the story very well, ask him about it.

[7m28]

Jesus. I ran into Jesus Christ.



Seriously, some church was doing a play or reenactment thing and i was just passing by on a warm sunny sunday. I was a lil late meetin up a friend so i took the back lot behind the church as a shortcut b/c i didnt want to have to wait at the stop signs and go around. Well, the backlot of that church is kinda on a very very slight slope so as i went through it, i felt a bit of chidish excitement b/c despite it being a very very very small slope, it was the only slope i was probably riding all day. (my city is flatter than the quiet chick in the back of the classroom who's always wearing clothes that look like they came from an Amish compound. You know what i mean ) So yea, i was gonna milk it for all that it was worth. As i'm about to get out of the lot, i start to turn towards this opening in a gate by a open doorway, hoping to get through w/o much trouble....well that wasnt a good idea b/c It just so happened at that same time, a guy dressed as jesus walked out of the doorway that was right next to the gate opening, completely blocking my way. Well it was too late to get of the way so i just braced my self and basically, i ran over Jesus. After a surprisingly soft crash and landing, i helped up jesus and myself back to our feet. Afterwards I didnt looking back. I didnt say sorry. I just kept going on my merry way.

B/C if jesus died for my sins and really loved me, he would understand that i was late for an important event & couldnt afford the time to say im sorry. He's not gonna mind. He's cool like that.


Moral of the story: I'm going to hell b/c i tackled Jesus.

[Largeboarder]

Uh, I guess if fun is hospital bills and possible dumpage?

Are there actually 130mm Flys? I thought they only go up to 97mm

It would be HELLA fun, except for possible dumpage.

And there are 130mm flys out there,but it's just too fun! Imagine you coming all happy on your longboard and your gf just watchin' you.. And then you just don't brake and go on, your gf's expression changes to "Oh sh*t!" and you run over her legs.

[Midway]

I ran into a random flying plastic grocery bag.

It wrapped around my wheel completely, and I looked like a dumbass standing on the street corner picking bits of twisted up plastic from my wheel and axle.

Done that twice so far, once in mid-turn. Wasn't pretty.

[AlecModified]

Tonight I was out practicing my slides, landed my first powerslide, hell yes. Anyway, I was skating near the mall, and the security gaurd rolled by in his golf cart. Told me apparently I couldn't read english, and told me to leave. Whatever, I left. I skated across the street, and started sliding around the Borders parking lot, which is still within the security range. This old guy cruisies towards me while I'm focused on trying to hit another powerslide at slow speeds without bailing onto my ribs. I ended up hitting a damn dead bird, and flew directly into the golf cart, on top of the old man. LOL.

[DELETED]

Skated through a herd of antelope that was crossing the road once, that was tense. Last week I was cruising on a bike path and ran over a goddamn snake. Tagged some crawdads there once, too. #### made my board reek.

[LongboardSkillz97]

When I was making a turn I smashed into the curb. Missed a tiny dog by a foot. The same dog comes up to me barking at me and licking my face while im in pain.

My brother was bombing a hill and a cat went right infront of him. close call. I think I still have that on video.

[sctr9er]

It would be HELLA fun, except for possible dumpage.

And there are 130mm flys out there,but it's just too fun! Imagine you coming all happy on your longboard and your gf just watchin' you.. And then you just don't brake and go on, your gf's expression changes to "Oh sh*t!" and you run over her legs.

dude, thats like the stupidest thing ive ever heard. Someone should slap you

[s9lngbord]

Ducks. Fortunately they stand like statues when you're close. Makes it much easier to practice duck slalom. Never ran into em.

same thing happened to me accept when i went to pikc my board up i rolled over my fingers! man right on the joints of em, haha they were purple for like a month after that, i ended up kicking that dog in the face and getting up and banging on the owners door who said "you should have been more careful" people these days...

[frankie18]

i slid into my doughnut shop just now. Was pretty cool, felt like it should be in a movie. I ws practicing pendys and slid too far, right up into the do-nut stores door. Oops.

[dhk33]

Skated through a herd of antelope that was crossing the road once, that was tense. Last week I was cruising on a bike path and ran over a goddamn snake. Tagged some crawdads there once, too. #### made my board reek.

i nearly hit a snake today too. thank god i was interested in slaloming the snake, as was the snake interested in slaloming me. or maybe thats just how they always move...

[Largeboarder]

dude, thats like the stupidest thing ive ever heard. Someone should slap you

In fact someone should. But I still keep my opinion about running over girlfriend's legs.