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  1. 12-07-2009 08:08 AM #181
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    A little leakage in a turn could sure mess up the drift of whomever is drafting you... eww!

    ... almost sprained my finger due to speed wobble (Fusrodah)

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  3. 12-07-2009 08:12 AM #182
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Quote Originally Posted by 8ftbed View Post
    A little leakage in a turn could sure mess up the drift of whomever is drafting you... eww!
    "And 8ftbed is coming into the corner hot... wait a minute... is he... doing what I think he's doing??!?!?!?!?"
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    new meaning for dirtying up the turn.........
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  5. 12-07-2009 08:36 AM #184
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Not just thane lines but stinking thane lines. Would rain skates help I wonder?

    Get hollered at by the wife for tracking #### in on your shoes only to find out the rear truck in the drop through config is packed with memories.

    ... almost sprained my finger due to speed wobble (Fusrodah)

    ... wheels need to be round to roll well. (aloysius)

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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    OK that's it no further

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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Quote Originally Posted by 8ftbed View Post
    It's not shiny silver to match most of the trucks I have on hand.
    this could be an issue with you... have you ever skated a board that wasn't color coordinated?
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    everyone take a shot
  8. 07-24-2010 09:08 PM #187
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    My element board doesn't work well with my toy machine shirt on.
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  9. 07-24-2010 09:23 PM #188
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Its caz my board (is a sector 9/is not a sector 9/came from wallmart/ is actualy a boogieboard)
    I can't im too fat to slide.
    I cant do that run caz you have to slide and my wheels are too nice.
    I cant these are my last shorts without holes.
  10. 07-27-2010 05:35 AM #189
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Quote Originally Posted by JTpuck View Post
    I cant these are my last shorts without holes.
    That's fair enough, everyone needs a good pair of shorts.
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  11. 07-27-2010 06:03 AM #190
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    It was the wind...

    Or one that I hear quite often

    I did it a while ago...
    I'm just a victim of the Grown Kid Syndrome.

    "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. "

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    Act the way you want to, don't try to fit in, get friends outside of school and learn to be hated. Thats what I do :)
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    "Someone glued my shoes to my longboard?!"

    "That lamp post jumped in the way"

    "That licence plate read FA11 0FF so I did"
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Because. Just because...
    I'm just a victim of the Grown Kid Syndrome.

    "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. "

    Quote Originally Posted by ThePeanutLord View Post
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    Act the way you want to, don't try to fit in, get friends outside of school and learn to be hated. Thats what I do :)
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Only if i had orangatangs...
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    because my girlfriend broke up with me
    "Courage is being scared to death, but going down that hill anyway"


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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Quote Originally Posted by a_speck_of_dust View Post
    because my girlfriend broke up with me
    My new girlfriend won't shut up about her ex this "a_speck_of_dust" dude.
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    i found out my gf is now my bf.
    Quote Originally Posted by 8ftbed View Post
    Patience is a virtue and she just bitch slapped me for being impatient. :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarman View Post

    "That licence plate read FA11 0FF so I did"
    This one made me laugh, in a cheesy, hallmark card kinda way.
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    "My topmount wont slide, I need a drop-through"
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    my asym is too perfect i have nothing to blame how bad my skateboarding is on
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    why am i slow??

    its the graphic, it adds to much weight to my board..
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