101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

**Frankyjobob** · 09-11-2009 07:44 PM

Asphalt is too rough/slick/old/new

**jarman** · 09-12-2009 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by AFTT

My spoon is too big.

I'm a banana

**floyd0matic** · 09-12-2009 06:30 AM

"Mine's the 08 version"

**Bryant@BCLongboards** · 09-12-2009 08:51 AM

Sh!t, I can do that trick in my sleep....but I left that board at home.

**elvk-** · 09-12-2009 08:54 AM

"i have a torn acl"

oh wait.

**speshlspeclsteak** · 09-12-2009 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by elvk-

"i have a torn acl"

oh wait.

thats definately a valid one, its possible but not safe or smart(i know i have a torn acl and trying to skate didnt end well

my shoes are too flexy

**Gs-boards** · 09-12-2009 09:54 AM

my board is too thick.
My shoes are too tight.
there is a hole in my shoe.
I didnt cleaned my griptape.

**luftywaffles** · 09-12-2009 10:08 AM

my dervish is too flexy

**thatoneblahguy** · 09-12-2009 10:44 AM

there's a snake in mah boots!

**Ian** · 09-12-2009 11:15 AM

I can only kickflip on my board.

**urbs** · 09-12-2009 12:07 PM

its not wide enough and theres holes in my shoes

**origin** · 09-12-2009 12:29 PM

trust me it got wet and delammed, i always buy better shit than you

**RyanTheMann** · 09-12-2009 01:02 PM

A combination of different types of skaters:

My helmet is too heavy/obstructs my view/makes my head sweaty/isn't aero enough/keeps me from wearing my new era hat with the sticker still on it, It's too hot/cold/humid/dry, my hair's too long, my shoelace belt isn't tight enough, my shoes are too tight, a car was going by, the ground has too many cracks/gravel/pieces of dog #### all over it, my board's warped, this isn't my board, I'm not used to this board, it has no pop, it has too much pop, it has dog #### all over it, my trucks aren't colorful enough, ryan sheckler hasn't endorsed it yet, these bearings aren't made in switzerland, these bearings are only abec 2/4/6, these bearings are too fast for me, these bearings need more wd-40, this grip is too sparkly, I'm just off/no feeling it/sucking today, there's too much light/hair/sweat/dog #### in my eyes......

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**7m28** · 09-12-2009 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by snozzboarder55

maybe you have a rough face?

hahah i wish. im asian and my skin is kinda sensitive. I can get sunburned and tan in like 15-20mins.

**Dewey** · 09-12-2009 02:24 PM

the graphic on my board is too slow!

**Pat S** · 09-12-2009 04:12 PM

I suck at skateboarding.

**spoctopus** · 09-12-2009 04:24 PM

its not painted green

**pennypusher** · 09-12-2009 04:46 PM

this deck has no concave and these skate sneakers make me feet sweat too damn much.

**FlyKneeGrow** · 09-12-2009 05:54 PM

too many people watching.

not enough people watching.

**AfroRider21** · 09-12-2009 06:12 PM

my hair is too long
this glue is too heavy
im too tall
im too short
my nipples are too big
i don't have enough rep
my wheels are too grippy
i got a sex change and breast reduction to become more aero