my axles are bent, my wheels are coned my wheels arent coned my deck is missdrilled, i dont have freeride wheels, i lubed with spit, i need new spacers, i havnt skated in a while, i thought i saw a car, i rolled my ankle, the ground was wet
[Derv] 11:30 pm: kai is a sexy mofo
[Derv] 12:42 am: IM GOING TO GO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH PLANTS
TylerHill: Derv also has a wenor that fits in the core of a wheel
[Daniel M.] 10:56 pm: my board has a spoiler
[Daniel M.] 10:57 pm: oh wait thats a kicktail
[Brain Smoothie] 7:50 pm: i only #$%^&* bitches if it also involves getting money
Ogre: You could lock Kai in a closet with 2 ball bearings... he'd break one and lose the other
the half naked girls on the beach distract me!
(or is that a good reason? )
i don't have a loaded deck!
my face is too ugly!
my wheel colour doesn't match with my eyes!
My kingpin is too long!
I forgot my speedrings!
My speedring is broken, im not goin fast enough.
my bearings are too fast!
I am not wearing gloves, i cant grab my board.
[FL_RIDER_93] 8:29 pm:edit: { removed due to [FL_RIDER_93] homophobia )
#[green] 1:38 am: its not like this is my first time with him
[Arcadium] 4:34 pm: i really dont care about the extra half inch
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