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  1. 09-20-2009 06:44 PM #101
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    i ride a sector 9.

    although this is is kinda a reason though...JUST KIDDING!
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  3. 09-20-2009 06:51 PM #102
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    **** goin down that hill. My Kaha's are still brand new..............
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  4. 09-20-2009 06:57 PM #103
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    dude no sliding today, i just got my nails done
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    Patience is a virtue and she just bitch slapped me for being impatient. :(
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  5. 09-20-2009 07:16 PM #104
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    I don't have my tech sliding gloves (I think I used this one today after watching people much better than me rip)
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  6. 09-20-2009 07:17 PM #105
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Depot won't give me any more samples.
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    There is no 'free skateboards' thread....

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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Quote Originally Posted by Skinart View Post
    Depot won't give me any more samples.
    thats a valid excuse if your broke as hell and your out of cutting board lol
    Quote Originally Posted by 8ftbed View Post
    Patience is a virtue and she just bitch slapped me for being impatient. :(
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  8. 09-20-2009 07:34 PM #107
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    Cool Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    My board is fine ... but someone has to run the truck and tune the gear
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Quote Originally Posted by Skinart View Post
    Depot won't give me any more samples.
    That's why you don't ask for them!

    EDIT: I'll contribute, "Didn't rape enough face last night to have gnarbar today."
    Last edited by ChicagoBoarder21; 09-20-2009 at 10:04 PM.
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  10. 09-20-2009 10:05 PM #109
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    who put that rock in the middle of the road?!!
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    i have explosive diarrhea
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    Originally Posted by nicthekid220 View Post
    but most girlfriends dont know #### about duros and what to do with them!

    reply: Originally Posted by Savage2424 View Post
    what duro are her chesticles? all I know is that the best way to tell the difference between duros for me is to bite each one and to tell which is softer/harder...so in summary, you bite her 15a boob and you get a 99a dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by pakunga View Post
    i have explosive diarrhea
    thats good

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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    I have implosive diarrhea.
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Ouch


    I ran over a dead worm so my wheels slide to much cuz of the gutz
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    I weigh 1029132574123412813212312 kilos.
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    Quote Originally Posted by SirKale View Post
    I have implosive diarrhea.
    Quote Originally Posted by pakunga View Post
    i have explosive diarrhea
    If that's the board's fault....you are doing it wrong. It's not a suppository.
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    ..because i used WD40 on my bearings.......>!>?!?!?!

    ...because i dont have the pogo brake...>>>>>?!/!@?#!@?#$!#%

    ...because my leathers arent a fast color.....?!@?!@?!

    ...because my board is a dervish and it cant go 40 without creating a worm hole in the space time continuum

    .....because i havent asked around in every forum and started nine threads regarding whether its a "good dh board"....?!?!?!>!@#$>@!#4
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  18. 09-21-2009 10:07 PM #117
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    no one online said my set-up was "teh sex"
    the heck is rebound?
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    i wasnt given enough pie or teh tits. Both in the online world and real world.
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  20. 09-22-2009 05:02 AM #119
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    I still don't have the "right" sticker.

    ... almost sprained my finger due to speed wobble (Fusrodah)

    ... wheels need to be round to roll well. (aloysius)

    ... my haters are my motivators. (Ellen DeGeneres)
  21. 09-22-2009 08:02 AM #120
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    Default Re: 101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

    i dont have a left sticker!
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