101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

[MalakaiKingston]

The stupid shop put these things called speed rings on my deck... more like SUCK RINGS!!!

My trucks are mis drilled

I break king pins like all the time so I am going easy, yea this is my last one.

I been doing all my tricks switch so my reg got weak.

Too many west coasters and east coasters were at the session, they couldn't stop bitching and their inter coastal disputes ####ed up my vibe.

I just saw someone riding a wave board and I have lost the will to skate.

I went out with this girl who has a cat, well... I'm allergic so my junk is all itchy.

[OrganicSoundball]

Me and my friends accidentally hit(with our longboards, like 2 days after it was posted on here) what we think was a praying mantis giving birth, it was horrible, and we felt really bad, but this thing was HUGE.
We got a video of it too. We'll put it up later

[dozer jr]

"dammit! This board is like a year old!"

[stringtheory]

Usually nail that easy, but this deck lost it's pop like two days ago when I nailed that sick tre flip down a 10 set. Plus I don't usually wear these shoes, so.....

[atomicturtle462]

My Bear trucks are made with real bears.

[jarman]

My 8ft dancer is too short.

My nike tick is the wrong colour.

These jeans defy gravity.

[AfroRider21]

i jizzed in my pants

[atomicturtle462]

Your mom kept me up late last night.

[Lenny]

Not sure how you'd label this, but I was once at park and right as I was about to take every run this guy would scream something about snaking him. I started watching him and evidently that was his gig for the day: 1) take 10 minutes to "get ready" for a run 2) act oblivious when a 250 lb old guy skating a longboard would say "take it, man" 3) whine whenever anyone would get sick of waiting and take a run 4) whine, rinse, repeat. It cracked me up!!

[MalakaiKingston]

I was once at park

I was at the skatepark and this gnarley ole barny kept snaking me!!!

[urbanasultvehicleuav]

my big 80's are too drifty

[dozer jr]

my big 80's are too drifty

seriously! the blue ones are very drifty!

[urbanasultvehicleuav]

i dont have a camera so i cant show you

[RothToAnExtent]

"Oh it just cause the board snapped in half! I woulda been fine otherwise..."

[gofallonurhead]

i just did ur mom, still mad tired.
wheels to bright, its blinding me.

[AfroRider21]

the air in my head makes it so that i don't have enough weight to get alot of speed.

dude, its the gravity in this place. its too high for my big ass ego

[fiVes]

My kingpin isn't titanium
I'm not sponsored
I hit a pebble
The board flexed

[timdietz]

the sun was in my eyes
i have a wedgie
this hill's too small

[timdietz]

and I live on the east coast

[vking]

my boards not wide enough...