101 Reasons it's your boards fault you suck

[Cann0n]

My bearings aren't ABEC 9's...

(not sure if ya'll have checked out the ABEC dispute in how to clean abec 5 greaseballs )

[s1mplifly]

i forgot to listen to lupe fiasco.

[Kevin in Edmonton]

BUMP

K-Rimes stood on my old board, it made me better

My axle nuts aren't ceramic

I'm telling you man, this drop through cutout didn't take off enough wood, it's too heavy!

I forgot to put my left glove on first

My kingpin isn't broken in yet

my helmet isn't CNC

I always ride with my hardware flipped

The steez switch in my legs are broken

I can't kickflip my street deck, there isn't enough nose or tail

[jessse]

My trucks, wheels and deck isnt airow-dinamic enough... oh and bushings.

[jarman]

My dancer isn't long enough

My dervish is too long.

[urbanasultvehicleuav]

its not bamboo

[8ftbed]

It's not shiny silver to match most of the trucks I have on hand.

[pakunga]

theres too much gravity on my bushings

[jessse]

My griptape isnt made with diamonds!!! And my short board is to short!!! And my longboard is to long!!!

[stringtheory]

My pleasure dome is slightly crooked.

[floyd0matic]

these zigs didn't even taste like lemons!

[floyd0matic]

so much stringers but my board is too flexy and has so much cave it's also to stiff and flat oh the tail isn't meant for manuals, i just realized the board is maple not bamboo and also not enough stringers in the middle

[dreadsmusiclove]

i forgot to listen to lupe fiasco.

my S9 scarab is shaped like an i don't know what.
my trucks aint rasta.

but i always remember to listen to Lupe.

[GhengisChron]

my board is too tall and has too much wind resistance. thats why i cant go fast.

[dunnersboarder]

there's not enough gravity on this planet.

[jessse]

My longboard hasnt got rocket boosters.................... yet


And my gravity burners DONT really burn gravity!!!!

[Mike Altenhofen]

I forgot my flux capacitor at home to attach it on the tail.

[Longbord1]

I coughed/sneezed/farted/burped while in tuck.

[Xgecko]

I coughed/sneezed/farted/burped while in tuck.

I could see Sharting in your leathers being an issue

[Longbord1]

True that. I'd pull off in an event like that.

Plus with my strange kind of luck, it would definitely happen to me.