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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    What've your parents ever done for you????
    I say beat 'em with your longboard trucks untill they agree on whatever you want them to.


    Or you could tell the truth, but that's not a very cool story to tell when you're older.
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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    Quote Originally Posted by rosewood thief View Post
    show them this thread
    Yeah, well at least a lot of it...

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    Why you just didn't say what you did puzzles me.
    Maybe bent the truth a little and said you only took one dollar out every time instead of the whole thing.
    C'mon be crafty.

    Delete this account and change your name.
    People will take you more seriously as a noob.
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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    This is so funny... it reminds me of an experience that I had with my parents... Heres the story:

    Mom:*walks into my bedroom (Looks around).
    Mom: "where'd you get those bright green wheels on that skateboard"(Referring to my bigzigs).
    Me: "I got those when I got my skateboard mom"...
    Mom: "Oh" *walks out of room.

    Not that it mattered where I got the wheels, much less when (I work and pay for my hobbies with my own money).... I just think its funny how ill observant my parents are and how anal your parents are hehehehe.


    THAT BEING SAID... Once when I was in highschool, I saved for well over a year to get a new lens for my camera... an EF L 35 F/1.4 to be exact.... Imagine my moms surprise when I ask her to order this lens for me and that I would pay her back.... all $1200.00 dollars worth lol... so you can imagine explaining 50 dollars to your folks doesn't seem like that much of a deal to me.
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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    dye them....
    earthwing skateboards.
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    if they put this graphic i'm sold

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    I thought of a great one. But it depends on one thing. If your birthday is any time soon, just say that your friend got it for you as an early birthday present.
    "Self-preservation, nature's first great law, all the creatures, except man, doth awe." - Andrew Marvell
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    Cool Re: I need some good lies.

    Dude just take the hit. The sting will past. You will live to skate another day. Take the beating bro. When I was a kid my mom use to smack me with a fly swaughter. It built character, never once saw her kill a fly with it. Fear not my friend. Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws. Or else you are going to end up living in a van down by the river.

    Last edited by Eddy Martinez; 10-15-2009 at 07:20 AM.
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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Martinez View Post
    Dude just take the hit. The sting will past. You will live to skate another day. Take the beating bro. When I was a kid my mom use to smack me with a fly swaughter. It built character, never once saw her kill a fly with it. Fear not my friend. Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws. Or else you are going to end up living down in a van down by the river.
    Well put sir.

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Martinez View Post
    Dude just take the hit. The sting will past. You will live to skate another day. Take the beating bro. When I was a kid my mom use to smack me with a fly swaughter. It built character, never once saw her kill a fly with it. Fear not my friend. Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws. Or else you are going to end up living in a van down by the river.
    Well said mi amigo

    Gotta own up son!

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    Forget it.

    Sold to a friend, along with a 23" deck and some spare Randal II's I had.

    Sold for 80.
    47" Pintail w/ Randal 180's and Orangatang "4President" 70mm

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian the Longboarder View Post
    Forget it.

    Sold to a friend, along with a 23" deck and some spare Randal II's I had.

    Sold for 80.
    Grow some balls man!
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    i sell my sperm and blood. sperm is $85 a shot but you can only donate once every 3days. thats why i go to 3 differnt banks! and sell blood it get $25 a quart every 3 days (only sell that every 3days cause youll die if you sell more)

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    at least some

    You should've taken the beating. Say you got in a fight with a guy twice your size.
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    WDYT

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    Quote Originally Posted by carvinconcrete View Post
    at least some

    You should've taken the beating. Say you got in a fight with a guy twice your size.
    They weren't Randals, they were cores.

    MY BAD
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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    Brian the Pussy.
    hahaha!
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    Wink Re: I need some good lies.

    Say you were doin some sliding and found out the inside of your black wheels was orange/purple urethane with different logos on it ^.^

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    wow buddy sack up. your parents will be mad but not that mad unless you live in the ghetto and have no money.

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    Well Brian you need to grow a pair of O-Tangs Bro. I still got Fly swauter scars on me. Quite proud of them. When I get mine from Daddies today and when I put them on my board. I will think of u little Bro. Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws. Should've taken the beating dude.
    Strangers on the internet who can't mind their own business and try to teach skateboarders through the computer screen from thousands of miles away. They sit in their underwear and mustard covered wife beater... I would rather spend time skateboarding than sit around and keyboard race. No Trolls Allowed!

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    Default Re: I need some good lies.

    With all due respect dude if your gonna give up that
    easily you will get kicked in the balls by life every time.
    You should have listened to the advice that you asked for,
    especially that given by uncle Eddie Martinez
    so you're left with 80 bucks & no wheels and no way to spend
    the money because mummy may get mad.Jeeez what a loser

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    Wink Re: I need some good lies.

    Respect Goes out to you bro. Sorry I owe you some. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to B77 again. Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGGGv4Xqyf8]YouTube - George Lopez - Latino moms[/ame]
    Strangers on the internet who can't mind their own business and try to teach skateboarders through the computer screen from thousands of miles away. They sit in their underwear and mustard covered wife beater... I would rather spend time skateboarding than sit around and keyboard race. No Trolls Allowed!

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