Helmets: A poem

**kagamuxy** · 11-02-2009 05:51 PM

Some people may say,
That helmets are gay,
But I'd rather stay,
Alive past today.

**rosewood thief** · 11-02-2009 05:52 PM

this thread ####### rules

**akimaveur** · 11-02-2009 05:55 PM

niceeeeeeeee. and rosewood thief is right!

**CtrlAlt1337** · 11-02-2009 05:55 PM

i dig it

**chandler95** · 11-02-2009 05:56 PM

This is excellent.

**jsweriduk** · 11-02-2009 05:58 PM

Your blood is red,
bruises are blue,
the color of your head
will be both of these 2

put on your lid
'fore th' devil placeth his bid
on your puny little soul
don't be 6ft deep in a hole

Edit: Why doesn't everyone submit some poems to support this cause. Let the Pro-Helmet Propaganda fly!

**my-surfing-substitute** · 11-02-2009 06:17 PM

Haiku:

My skull holds my brain.
But if my skull were to crack...
What would hold my brain?

Limerick:

I think I value my life,
I eventually want a wife,
but if I chuck it,
without a bucket...
... I'd rather die by knife.

**luftywaffles** · 11-02-2009 06:19 PM

Epic poem OP.

Here's my unrhymed Blank Verse:

Funkin wear a helmet
or else you are stupid
so just wear a helmet
yeah yeah yeah
eat pie drink milk
wear a helmet!

**speshlspeclsteak** · 11-02-2009 06:38 PM

i see that the safety gear bandwagon isnt gonna slow down anytime soon. i wear a helmet cus i kill enough brain cells as it is not cus a few kooks on silverfish think its badass to be different than the streetskaters who dont wear helmets cus you dont hit your head jumping down stair sets.

**Mike Altenhofen** · 11-02-2009 06:39 PM

Helmets

Helmets, the "saver of lives"
Sometimes they false advertise,
Its not the helmets, its the rides
That cause the death tolls to rise.

Im not bashing this thread,
I wear a helmet, still not dead
I'm just saying, just a helmet does not prevent dread.
In fact, its the rider AND his bucket that keeps him from dead.
Two words can keep your head from being red,
Think before you ride, don'tbe stup-ed.

Edit: Yeah, I know my stanzas aren't equal, oh well.

**jsweriduk** · 11-02-2009 06:45 PM

There once was a man named Fred,
Who didn't listen to this thread.
He followed no rules,
Wore no helmet nor shoes,
His spirit's still free but he's dead.

**motion** · 11-02-2009 06:49 PM

brain buckets

wearing a helmet
protects your head from the ground,
boards, fists, and car trunks

**urbs** · 11-02-2009 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by kagamuxy

Some people may say,
That helmets are gay,
But I'd rather stay,
Alive past today.

this is now my facebook status thingy

**rafaplaysguitar** · 11-02-2009 07:01 PM

I love you.

**carvinconcrete** · 11-02-2009 07:27 PM

Helmet
by me

wear a helmet
or I kick you

(now applaud)

**That Guy** · 11-02-2009 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by carvinconcrete

Helmet
by me

wear a helmet
or I kick you

(now applaud)

**frankie18** · 11-02-2009 08:22 PM

wear a helmet, or else you stupid.
wear a helemt, dont be a...druid?
wear a helmet, the chicks will dig you for not being dead,
wear a helemt, to protect yo' head.

Word.

**milothefultz** · 11-02-2009 08:31 PM

Here's mine:

Helmet's are lame and look really dumb.
I wanna get laid so I won't wear one.
I'll only wear one when I'm gonna crash
And I think we all know this makes me an ass.

Originally Posted by frankie18

wear a helmet, or else you stupid.
wear a helemt, dont be a...druid?
wear a helmet, the chicks will dig you for not being dead,
wear a helemt, to protect yo' head.

Word.

I liked the misspelled words lining up so they would rhyme. Unintentional hurrah!

**Amateur Hour** · 11-02-2009 08:40 PM

A haiku.

Helmets are for fags
I can't fit them underneath
My Zoo York fitted.

Fags.

(disclaimer: no offense to zoo york I have no comment for any of their products.)