MMmhmm your a soul brother, you got the moves, you got the flow, you got rhythm baby!! Longboarding is a piece of art to you. You skate with a big grin on your face knowing the ladies are like "Oh Snap! Break me off a piece of that" when they see you board dancing. You were rejected from the tv show "So You Think You Can Dance", because they know you can dance!
Sidenote: Longboard Larry if you can hear me... you don't happen to have any of those sexy puppies lying around in storage that your about to through away do ya?
Your #### is crazy! Your an exciting little energy spark who loves pumping round town. You got a short attention span so cruising is not for you. You want action even if your just going to skate to the convenient store 3 minutes from your house. Yeah your a monkey I bet you probably climbed a lot of trees when you were younger. A packed out footpath is heaven for you, as you will feel at home weaving and tightly carving past business men in suits carrying a batch of StarBucks mocca-frappacino's for their partners.
Your Evel Knievel in a Ferrari, however the Ferrari only has a base about 23 inches wide and 41 inches longboard. Your a speed freak, your addicted, you need that hit of speed, even though you know that one of the side-effects is the possibility of your body grinding down the road, like cheese on a cheese grater. Your sick and twisted, you make the guy from the Saw movie seem like a tame pony.
Your #### is crazy! Your an exciting little energy spark who loves pumping round town. You got a short attention span so cruising is not for you. You want action even if your just going to skate to the convenient store 3 minutes from your house. Yeah your a monkey I bet you probably climbed a lot of trees when you were younger. A packed out footpath is heaven for you, as you will feel at home weaving and tightly carving past business men in suits carrying a batch of StarBucks mocca-frappacino's for their partners.
I'm a Dervish,
You've got a PHD in Chillaxology, your cool calm and collected. Happy with doing your own thing, love to cruise, love a bit of speed, you really love everything, your a love freaky, even kind of a hippy cause love heaps of #$%@. Your down with that inner peace. Hmm you probably like to sit and stare off to the distance every once and a while too.
Wow. You seriously fail at life. You don't go fast because it's unstable, you don't go slow because it's mounted too high, and people give you funny looks. You often stare longingly at Razer Scooters, but must come crashing back to reality as your 100mm high, 15mm wide wheels tap a pebble at 5mph, sending you crashing to the curb in front of the only girl you've ever had a crush on. Oh yeah, you're also fat.
-Holy ####, mine sucks. I hate this quiz.
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Steve - Your rock bottom stupid, if you want to get banned try harder, please.
None of you asshats are in the hammers shadow but, I will say the new year will bring some forum changes, one of which will be much stricter enforcement of the general anti-hater TOS rules.
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