I really surprised no one has ever brought (?!) the issue, more like a phenomenon really, of the EXPLODING BOXER SHORTS, here on SF.
Today it happened again. One more pair exploded, ripped apart completely, dead.
Every once in a while, more frequently that than you guys may think, especially during hard-carving and standup slidig sessions, my underwear explodes.
It's not because of my giant manhood and the excitement skateboarding provokes. They just can't handle the crouching, leg spreading action and falling....
I'm kind of embarrassed to ask, but did the Exploding Boxer Shorts phenomenon ever occurred to you?
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I'm kind of embarrassed to ask, but did the Exploding Boxer Shorts phenomenon ever occurred to you?
Along the inner thigh, all the time.
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The sage, Longboard Buddha once said, "A tree spends 100% of its lifetime in a static environment and only after its reincarnation as a deck is it allowed to move at fast speeds...
when allowed, the wood will give thankless service if
allowed to flow."
boxers are wedgies waiting to happen, get boxerbriefs.
I need all of the sperm that I can get free nutting it all of the way
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The sage, Longboard Buddha once said, "A tree spends 100% of its lifetime in a static environment and only after its reincarnation as a deck is it allowed to move at fast speeds... when allowed, the wood will give thankless service if
allowed to flow."
"I promise you any board you will get you will like, it's not about the board, or the location, or the danger, it's about riding, carving, cruising and loving it. Anyone that says otherwise has lost the path."---Kai
For anything athletic I wear boxer briefs. Cheap and they hold the goods nearby. For mtn biking I wear cycling shorts with the liner removed...they're comfy.
I have the same problem, too much crouching, bending, ect mixed with my sweating like a mofo they kinda stick to my legs and tend to rip. I have since switched to boxer briefs and haven't had any more explosions, also fewer wedgies which is a plus lol.
The Exploding Boxer Shorts!!!
